I wouldn't say my new sex doll is too realistic... by acolucky

punchline · @acolucky · Dec 18 '18

$1.39

I wouldn't say my new sex doll is too realistic...

...but she has put on some weight, stopped doing the dishes, and threatens to get a lawyer whenever I complain about the lack of sex.

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@tamaralovelace · Dec 18 '18

$0.02

AI is taking over

👍 acolucky

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@holybranches · Dec 18 '18

$0.02

What a bitch.

👍 acolucky

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@emsonic · Dec 18 '18

:D

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@theabsolute · Dec 19 '18

$0.02

So true. Don't forget the complains about your lack of contributions to the household and acceptance of responsibility for arguments. Might as well throw her away and get a real one at this point

👍 acolucky

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