Why is it... by acolucky

punchline · @acolucky · Jul 10 '18

$4.89

Why is it...

...when I see this sign, I take it as an opportunity instead of a warning?

![Slow-Children-Playing-Sign-K-5195.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfYRYpyH3ohZm93ZyEYRiaQfuMUhFgJpkPMJLyq7NqjKG/Slow-Children-Playing-Sign-K-5195.gif)
*road traffic signs*

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@serkagan · Jul 10 '18

$0.02

Lol, this sign was invented by the one who has no children, haha

👍 acolucky

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@justsayings · Jul 10 '18

$0.10

is that a call to drive over slow children playing?? Is it like a challenge or smth???

👍 heremonium, acolucky

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@traf · Jul 10 '18

$2.06

sounds like the only school my kids could get admitted to

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@wizkhalifa1 · Jul 10 '18

hehe lol
it is scary to me.. ow!!
haha lol ;)
That is awesome!!

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@femseen · Jul 10 '18

Very funny talk. lolzzzz when the sign say drive slowly for the playing children you will speed up. Issokay![4646506_image3a6747_jpeg6d1dd263029ff597a4e9fae350c4cc6f.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfB3LkoCud36fjcDrVc5X3XuENcrzdL2Su8vXvXsJbasU/4646506_image3a6747_jpeg6d1dd263029ff597a4e9fae350c4cc6f.jpg)

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@mourningnoodles · Jul 11 '18

Just kids playing in slow motion.

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