Where the internet shows you me things by akumagai

joke · @akumagai · Sep 19 '19 (edited)

$0.02

Where the internet shows you me things

**Am not shitting you, this was on my Facebook feed. And thought I need to share this since I had water burst from my nose.**

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First World problem?

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@steemitboard · Sep 20 '19

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