![ALIENBUTT 3.1.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPUVsNWSHq1Kziqy185ZsU8B2L8xZgCFuJpq2j6LsuPC3/ALIENBUTT%203.1.jpg) “We have received a message from the Galactica,” the last of the other Ick officers said. “They have requested a meeting with you, Commander Alienbutt. The message hints at a possible alliance.” “Why would those assassins enter a lost war on the losing side?” Nifty asked. “Only one way to find out. If we seek assurances their word can be trusted, their skills beyond the main trade that they bring to the table can’t be ignored,” Blackarachnia said. “With our intelligence service so badly beaten up, they could bring us a lot of new eyes and ears. Plus, I think one of them has a soft spot for you, Alienbutt.” “She told me she was going to kill me, Blackarachnia; but I agree, they could prove useful,” Alienbutt said. “Well a death threat is probably an assassin’s attempt at a chat up line, plus you’ve been moaning all week about being stuck here doing nothing. I think it would be a fun little trip for us, and you need to introduce me to this admirer of yours,” Blackarachnia said, grinning. ![biship.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmc5DLt7CxE197DNSz3Docv9q93qfyZBoNcPVziWE7cHUD/biship.jpg) “You just want to go with him to compare gun sizes and see who’s got the biggest barrel,” Nifty said. “It’s your professional ego taking over, so I think I need to keep an eye on both of you.” Nifty’s tone was final; she would be going with them to meet the assassins. “Do I have any say in this?” Alienbutt asked. “Of course you do Alienbutt, it’s just that as we’re going in my ship, I get the casting vote,” Nifty said sweetly. “Whose ship?” Blackarachnia asked. “Duke gave me the use of his ship, so technically, it’s my ship.” “Yes dear, but as we’re married, it belongs to me too and as I sit in the pilot’s chair, it’s more mine than yours,” Nifty explained in her sweetest voice that only a fool would argue the point with. Blackarachnia was no fool and when it came to married life, he was a quick learner of rules that changed on a daily basis. “Alienbutt, it seems we’re taking Nifty’s ship.” “Excuse me Commander Alienbutt, but this could be a trap. If these assassins are planning to kill you, we would be left leaderless,” the Ick officer pressed. “Our cause cannot afford to lose you; we have no one else to replace you.” “Don’t worry, if the Galactica wanted me dead, they would just sneak in and kill me. Thanks for your concern over my safety though,” Alienbutt said sarcastically, hoping his words were true. To be continued. All images are mine. ![alienbutt.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmRJqYyJ36AB39AL7qtt61uVYU3c5WyEsY2yY3uU8EFUVB/alienbutt.jpg)
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Hi! Do you want your spaceships fly in real? I invite you to give me the 3D-model in .ac for blender then we will make a flight to any place on earth or in orbit. You are the commander and we may speak during the recording on mumble. It would be a pleasure for me to collaborate with your work.
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> when it came to married life, he was a quick learner of rules that changed on a daily basis. No fool that Blackarachnia is. The humor in this bit was outstanding. I liked it.
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