Hey everyone, this the fifth installment to my pop album. See other songs here ([fat](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@amirtheawesome1/fat-fat-fat-pop-song-of-the-summer-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-1), [boobs and boners](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@amirtheawesome1/boobs-and-boners-another-pop-song-of-the-summer), [lazy](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@amirtheawesome1/lazy-pop-song-of-the-summer-part-3), [hotdamn electricity](https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@amirtheawesome1/hotdamn-electricity-pop-song-of-the-summer-part-4-com-28-entry-1)). Not that I'm suggesting anyone to do so. Here's an Isis guide for those looking to join. This might a more enjoyable experience if you listen to the original songs I'm lyrically parodying. The links for the songs will be attached to the names of the original songs. (Verse 1) [Passenger - Let her go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA) ![2.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdBdEscfeJyvGGd6ngHdUcrAWA8SCkSsJkPdSK7hcJa96/2.jpg) Well, you're truly joining Isis When you're shooting roads Only hold a grenade If you intend to throw Only hold their necks up For the blood to flow Only kill in tens Any less is low Only wear black So we know you're pro Only think of your beard If you let it grow And you let it grow Waiting at the field of grass Hold to the bomb that'll blow up that class Then your bomb blows and they're running fast I see you have those eager martyr eyes One that blows cars, and holds heads to slice Everything you touch surely dies (Wow, didn't need to change that one) But, you only kill women When their ankles show Only get your payment When the car explodes Only take the bomb When attending concert show Only get to the roof When you shoot below You only rank up When you're blowing homes Only get to heaven When your body blows And you let it blow (Verse 2) [Luis Fonsi - Despacito](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk) ![11Cosby.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcVphxGL5grkuYnqXoJ1KgBWpCc7764agf7zWTU4ak4cx/11Cosby.jpg) See, all the people you could blow today All the buildings you could destroy Without some fire this mall is just lame Here take the rifle and go enjoy "Dude, I know that you're feeling like the man But first we must come up with a smart plan We don't want to end up in Guantanamo There, they'll make us walk on broken glass Feeding dozen of sausages through the ass So focus, which one we wanna blow" Uhmm.... Kill all people Only solution is for us to kill all the people We'll blow as hard as the star wars prequels And shoot them hard with that desert eagle Kill all people Look around and find the nearest cathedral Make sure all your strikers are fucking lethal Stick your knife deep inside their pee holes Blow them as hard as hurricane Maria did to Puerto Rico As crazy as Jim Carrey went loca When he did that fashion week show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmNKGfFj7w Rip them apart like we do mosquitoes Break their bones like orange Doritos Then peacefully pray, to the mosque we go (Obligatory rap) Daddy Yankee ![71pRUUUVcUL._RI_.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmeVP913vagUj8hx38UsZBXvPFJGyVqMm5zBLpViBim53s/71pRUUUVcUL._RI_.jpg) It's time for bombs and guns brawl Twitter will have a hashtag bawl Unless it happens in an Arab mall In that case then fuck them all We'll trend worldwide unless Kim K shows some bum Or we find out a new porn star has made Trump cum Unless we kill some rich non-binary named Jackie We don't want to make twitter unhappy So wait till Nicki Minaj is feuding with Cardin Actually let's focus only on killing Iraqis All is equal. So kill all kind people Blow a steeple, to show that we're peaceful Like the kind mother Theresa This is our heaven visa Get the laypeople, shoot the desert eagle Have them squirm around seagulls You could never have peace, ya. Unless it's from a pizza (get it?) I nominate @carlgnash to sing this mess. As well @llfarms because at this point it's just a habit.
post_id | 62,927,372 |
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author | amirtheawesome1 |
permlink | isis-guides-pop-song-of-the-summer-part-5-com-31-entry-2 |
category | comedyopenmic |
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Lol nice one man. The first verse got me real good š
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Yeah let it go by passenger is what inspired this whole piece for me so it makes sense. Glad you enjoyed it.
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I have to say this is damn brilliant. š
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Thank you.
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Once again @amirtheawesome1, thanks for the unique style of entertainment! Dude that Jim Carry clip though, hilarious! What in the real heck is that?!
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I'm just trying different approaches. That Jim Carrey thing trended for a while last year
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Apparently, you think it's still summer. Well I got news for you, pal.
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<em>Apparently, you Think it's still summer. Well I Got news for you, pal. </em> <sup>- profanereviews</sup> --- <sup><sup><em>I'm a bot. I detect haiku.</em></sup></sup>
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Congratz for your Haiku.
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UPDATE: Hi @amirtheawesome1 this post has been featured in **Exponential! CĀ² Featured Posts**, a daily publication of the @c-cubed blog. Check it out :) https://steemit.com/curation/@c-cubed/exponential-c-featured-posts-september-22nd-2018 <div class="pull-left">https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmaSUWYsJ3AMUEMRqCSaoKJVNvtsbKm4fNAtmTidr8Uggc/C%20Squared%20Logo%20Transparency%20200px.png</div><br>This post was shared in the <a href="https://discord.gg/B8JFmJ4">Curation Collective Discord community</a> for curators, and upvoted and resteemed by the @c-squared community account after manual review.
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We have not been in space yet, its alllllll Hollywood bro :-)
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Thank you for sharing on whaleshares discord show.
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voted from the whaleshares show
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