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<p>1. Men are like ...<strong>Laxatives</strong>...They irritate the crap out of you. </p>
<p>2. Men are like .<strong>Bananas</strong> ...The older they get, the less firm they are. </p>
<p>3. Men are like ..<strong>Weather</strong>... Nothing can be done to change them. </p>
<p>4. Men are like ..<strong>Blenders</strong>... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. </p>
<p>5. Men are like .. <strong>Chocolate Bars</strong>... Sweet, smooth, &amp; they usually head right for your hips. </p>
<p>6. Men are like .. <strong>Commercials</strong>... You can't believe all they say. </p>
<p>7. Men are like . <strong>Department Stores</strong>... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. </p>
<p>8. Men are like ..<strong>Government Bonds</strong> ... They take soooooooo long to mature. </p>
<p>9. Men are like ...<strong>Mascara</strong> ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. </p>
<p>10. Men are like ..<strong>Popcorn</strong>... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. </p>
<p>11. Men are like ..<strong>Snowstorms</strong>... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. </p>
<p>12. Men are like .. <strong>Lava Lamps</strong>... Fun to look at, but not very bright. </p>
<p>13. Men are like ...<strong>Parking Spots</strong>... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.</p>
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