😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Part 9) by arhitekt

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😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Part 9)
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<p>&nbsp;You want to hear something funny every day? Then follow us, as we started with our <strong>TOP 3 Daily Jokes</strong> to hopefully bring some laughter in your day.&nbsp; Don't forget to <strong>RESTEEM</strong> our post to support and share the jokes with your friends.</p>
<h2>Family Joke</h2>
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<p>A mother is in a bathroom cleaning tiles before work when her daughter walks in. "Mom, can you tell me where do babies come from?" Mom thinks for a second and tells her, "Hm, when me and your dad felt in love and got married, we went into our bedroom, and we made love to each other called sex." Daughter looks confused so mom continues, "It means that dad puts his penis in my vagina. That's how the babies are made darling." Now daughter thinks she understands. "Aha, I see, but last night when i walked into your bedroom you had dad's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do this?" "Jewelry, honey. Lots of jewelry."</p>
<h2>Interrogation Joke</h2>
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<p>Interrogator: "You need to tell the truth or else..!"</p>
<p>Guy: "Ok!"</p>
<p>Interrogator: "Your name?"</p>
<p>Guy: "Mohammed Busi."</p>
<p>Interrogator: "Sex?"</p>
<p>Guy: "Four to six times a week."</p>
<p>Interrogator: "No! I mean male or female?"</p>
<p>Guy: "Yep, female, male,.. sometimes a sheep."</p>
<p>Interrogator: "Holy cow!"</p>
<p>Guy: "Yep, cow, sheep, camel... animals in general."</p>
<p>Interrogator: "But isn't that hostile?"</p>
<p>Guy: "Yep, horse style, dog style, any style."</p>
<p>Interrogator: "Oh dear!"</p>
<p>Guy: "No dude, no deer. Deer runs too fast. Hard to catch."</p>
<h2>Tree Joke</h2>
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<p>Anna came home happy and told her mom how she earned 50$ by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Anna, but they just wanted to see your panties!" Anna answered, "See mom, I was smarter, I took them off!"</p>
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<p><strong>Special thanks and support to:</strong> <a href="https://steemit.com/@hr1">@hr1</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@bue">@bue</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@welcoming">@welcoming</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@surpassinggoogle">@surpassinggoogle</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@gaman">@gaman</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@minnowpond">@minnowpond</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@trevonjb">@trevonjb</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@jerrybanfield">@jerrybanfield</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@craig-grant">@craig-grant</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@knozaki2015">@knozaki2015</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@gavvet">@gavvet</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@papa-pepper">@papa-pepper</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@curie">@curie</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@stellabelle">@stellabelle</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@sweetsssj">@sweetsssj</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@kevinwong">@kevinwong</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@kingscrown">@kingscrown</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@officialfuzzy">@officialfuzzy</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@steemtrail">@steemtrail</a> , <a href="https://steemit.com/@kaylinart">@kaylinart</a> . Keep up the great work, without you Steemit would not be the same.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>CHECK OUR OTHER POSTS:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Cars:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/news/@arhitekt/new-era-cars-mazda-cx-5"><strong>New Era: Cars (Mazda CX-5)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/news/@arhitekt/new-era-cars-audi-a8"><strong>New Era: Cars (Audi A8)</strong></a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Funny Daily Jokes:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@arhitekt/top-3-daily-jokes-day-4"><strong>Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 4)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/poetry/@arhitekt/top-3-daily-jokes-day-5"><strong>Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 5)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@arhitekt/top-3-daily-jokes-day-6"><strong>Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 6)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@arhitekt/top-3-daily-jokes-day-7"><strong>Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 7)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/funny/@arhitekt/top-3-daily-jokes-part-8"><strong>Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 8)</strong></a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Inspirational Poetry:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/poetry/@arhitekt/love-poetry-from-the-sky-part-1"><strong>Love Poetry From The Sky (Part 1)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/poetry/@arhitekt/love-poetry-from-the-sky-part-2"><strong>Love Poetry From The Sky (Part 2)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/poetry/@arhitekt/love-song-poetry-original-song"><strong>Love Song Poetry - Original Song</strong></a></li>
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<p><strong>Cryptocurrencies:</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@arhitekt/tron-trx-cryptocurrency-why-it-will-grow"><strong>Tron - TRX - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@arhitekt/dent-dent-cryptocurrency-why-it-will-grow"><strong>Dent - DENT - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@arhitekt/cardano-ada-cryptocurrency-why-it-will-grow"><strong>Cardano - ADA - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)</strong></a></li>
  <li><a href="https://steemit.com/cryptocurrency/@arhitekt/siacoin-sc-cryptocurrency-why-it-will-grow"><strong>Siacoin - SC - cryptocurrency (Why it will grow)</strong></a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Sound:&nbsp;</strong></p>
<ul>
  <li><a href="https://dsound.audio/#!/@arhitekt/a-hiphop-beat-from-classical-music"><strong>A hiphop beat from classical music (sound)</strong></a>&nbsp;</li>
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@kenihallel ·
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very funny.....
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@arhitekt ·
thank you friend
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@arhitekt ·
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@asyifasalsabila · (edited)
hahahahahhah
very funny story.
I thought that when his mother asked about his underwear he would open it but he had opened it first before his mother asked and showed it.
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@a1baes ·
This is so funny. Good you post decent jokes unlike many who post dark ones. :D
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@hopeinu ·
Good jokes. Like your daily jokes idea!
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@bkrathi ·
fantastic , please do share joke and makes the peoples laugh @arhitekt
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