Practical Monday! by awgbibb

funny · @awgbibb · Mar 2 '20

$0.74

Practical Monday!

The Complete Axe-Murderer Kit! ( no extras required if used outdoors)
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![106.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmb5F12fUUjCtQtMbMVoupX2Gvfn1ERGncPNEgSnFmqEQi/106.JPG)

My latest acquisition, I thought Shakira ( Favourite Daughter) and I were pretty good at this . The World Record is 118db! The average Motorcycle is 90db!
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![125.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQhVoN8tStYfjqMMFrenJXoFNvnmSn6XnQK1gHDWrgn2F/125.JPG)

Looks like someone's Teenager is missing again?
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![130.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUQaxWzrovHpbR9nkNntL4y75TvHsndFGCVH9bRK3XibF/130.JPG)


All arrived via WhatsApp, not my property.

Captions are my own.

I have been accused of having a somewhat twisted sense of humour, I am not sure if everyone will find these funny?
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👎 criblo, sibyr

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@goldcoin · Mar 2 '20

$0.07

$trdo

👍 awgbibb

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@trendotoken · Mar 2 '20

$0.05

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@theshaki · Mar 2 '20

$0.07

Ha Ha nice funny article.
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👍 awgbibb

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@trendotoken · Mar 2 '20

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@skylaa · Mar 2 '20

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Very interested

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@leelektrik · Mar 2 '20

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I enjoy your sense of humour

👍 awgbibb

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@imamulhossen · Mar 2 '20 (edited)

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Hahaha hehehe hohoho wow that's awesome..

👍 awgbibb

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Unicorn is best of these, have a good day!

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@johnjgeddes · Mar 3 '20

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That first one made me laugh - not good, I suppose. Deb and I have been watching too many reruns of the Closer on TV lately, lol

👍 awgbibb

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@trendotoken · Mar 5 '20 (edited)

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