Just Drink the Damn Stuff by b00m

funny · @b00m · Jul 12 '18

$6.72

Just Drink the Damn Stuff

There can be disadvantages to having a porn star girlfriend. 

![200w (31).gif](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmXVZPJaTUrbt96RFnWBDzWsdhXwdEJCuy5HA9kisQnxGq)

👍 trafalgar, steemwizards, lordvader, tatjanastan, michelle.gent, punchline, writesteem, brahma, hanshotfirst, jedau, theregularguy, hanzappedfirst, b00m, beerbloke, acolucky, calypso, notb4mycoffee, busy.org, belladonna, steemitwrite, steemship, nerdnews, jcedwards, steem-press, steemit-life, vera-vaders-ea, jimshorts, kylo-ren, btcfabian, weirdnews, markzuckerbergs

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@jedau · Jul 12 '18

$0.05

You'll never know when she's faking it! "Oh you're so big" will never *ever* sound sincere enough!

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Jul 12 '18

$0.06

Wait, am I not so big? Has it all been an elaborate lie

# *SOB!!!*

👍 jedau

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@jedau · Jul 13 '18

I hate to break it to you, Mag-BOOM P.I.. But... erm. Yours is as big as a horse! Why.. if it were any bigger, it would definitely be able to clean a woman's insides up to their mouths!

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1 reply

@traf · Jul 12 '18

$5.32

don't see anything wrong with that

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt, meesterboom, sou1iane, penghuren

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@meesterboom · Jul 12 '18

Ha! Indoors, save it for indoors!! :0)

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@gvand · Jul 13 '18

Besides having a tunnel instead of vagina HAHAHA

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