Short Journeys by b00m

funny · @b00m · Jun 21 '19

$3.39

Short Journeys

I'm all for renewable energy but a sex powered car is just taking it too far. I guess it might be ok for short journeys though?...

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@penderis · Jun 21 '19

$0.04

Perfect for Sunday afternoon milk runs. "Kids your Mom and I are going to get stuff at the shop, be back in a bit."

👍 dustsweeper, meesterboom

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@b00m · Jun 21 '19

Hehe, it's a universal excuse that one. Sex car or no sex car!!

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@gikitiki · Jun 21 '19

If such a vehicle existed, would we ever make it out of the parking spot?

👍 meesterboom

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@b00m · Jun 21 '19

Haha, nah. Rarely if ever!!

👍 gikitiki

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@steem-ua · Jun 21 '19

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@partiko · Jun 22 '19

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@steemmatt · Jun 22 '19

Careful with shady hitchhikers looking for a ride.

👍 b00m

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@b00m · Jun 23 '19

More fuel!! :0)

👍 steemmatt

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