Thar She Blows by b00m

funny · @b00m · Jul 20 '18

$6.71

Thar She Blows

Watching me ejaculate never gets old for the dog.

![20180719_080518.gif](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmfLpoUdU839PBBkJ4LQkA7zgKhKhbQsgLmeSnN9MCvBkp)

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@acolucky · Jul 20 '18

$0.05

I think the dog says, "get away from me with that thing."

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Jul 20 '18

And yet to be out sounds so like *get over here!*

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@tamaralovelace · Jul 20 '18

i think he's waiting for you to lick your own balls, like he does lol

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@mile-high-fan-07 · Jul 20 '18

Oh, if animals could talk about the shit they see...

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@traf · Jul 20 '18

$5.58

esp when you use peanut butter to entice him

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@meesterboom · Jul 20 '18

I like it, keep the hints n tips coming!

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@gvand · Jul 21 '18

Your dog knows what you did last summer lol

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