How Not To Get My Witness Vote (A Magical Musing on Bullshit) by battleaxe

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How Not To Get My Witness Vote (A Magical Musing on Bullshit) by battleaxe

thealliance · @battleaxe · Feb 11 '18 (edited)

$33.91

How Not To Get My Witness Vote (A Magical Musing on Bullshit)

https://www.judelovesyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_mxjn1nIYP21qcs69ao1_500.gif

*I woke up and brushed my long luxurious auburn/red hair out of my sweaty and mudmask covered face.( gotta stay fresh and not have any pores visible at all to stay relevant!).*

  I stare at one of my laptops and ask myself if I really want to log into Steemit and Discord....Usually it is an onslaught of bizarre ramblings and apparently displeasure of how things are conducted.  Somehow some of us wound up being pegged as the "go to " people to fix all the ailments on the platform.  Fine by me because I know I'll always have work and material to work with.
* It is an honor to be a bit of a Larry David type persona on here anyhow, there is something to be said for the beautiful dance between satire, gonzo journalism and trying to point out inconvenient truths while hopefully making some smile or laugh.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/2cdd4f95ac597da9074ef7bf50a0fba7/tumblr_mpysgbz1Kl1rnzeu9o1_400.gif
***I can care less if you are who wanting to dress like Santa on a bad Acid trip but I do start to care when your run for witness literally is seemingly headed by someone dressed like a 7 year old who along with the same usual group of one of many circles....finds it necessary to tag the Nigerian Community to basically throw pennies at them for upvoting someone as witness.***
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/72080254/thank-you-for-listening-heres-a-kawaii-potato.jpg
 What exactly has this person done as an initiative to help the Nigerian Community? Why have another *Tiptoe Brigade Grown- Ass  Adult* acting like they are not an adult to appeal to exactly what type of demographic?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/d037bafcf8d20747f2dd8d38f918a7b6/tumblr_mszo2fInpM1rfjowdo1_500.gif

***It is on the Trending Page, nuff said. Again, I will reiterate that lots of info on Trending is helpful and good for all then you have someone running for witness that is using some rather sad and stale tactics to get Witness Votes.***

*For More Mental Droppings, Inconvenient "truths" and Tips to Stay Afloat in the Algae Covered "Ecoystem", feel free to Upvote, Follow and Resteem me @battleaxe*
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(tumblr,memegenerator,giphy... #thealliance, #steemusa,  #steemsugars, #bullseye, #TeamGood) teamgood started by me, am ***putting this in because of the amount of "idea borrowing , cough" ;)***

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👎 micheal-rivero, art-28000

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@limabeing · Feb 10 '18

I can't find this post you are talking about? Help me out lol

👍 battleaxe

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@minnowbootcamp · Feb 13 '18

...[redacted]

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@eaglespirit · Feb 10 '18

$0.02

https://media.giphy.com/media/2AlV1ofm9Jb2M/giphy.gif

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

pretty much, lol

👍 eaglespirit

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@eaglespirit · Feb 12 '18

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👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

$0.32

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👍 siddartha, sircork, minnowbootcamp

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@topkpop · Feb 11 '18

$0.06

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👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

$0.12

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👍 topkpop

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10 replies

@i-am-legion · Feb 10 '18

so tell us how you really feel.... I tried to look for the post, got distracted and then changed my mind about looking for it. I trust you

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

on trending, someone pushing for a witness and poorly done at that dressed in what seems to be made for a 7 year old.....usually am live and let live but not when it is this shit and tagging community that I guess a bunch of us missed all the initiatives the OP and person running for witness have done, trending section (where the magic happens) op/ed....

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@vheobong · Feb 10 '18

$0.15

Throw pennies at Nigerians?

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

$0.03

yes, I find it insulting to the NIgerian community that they get tagged and used by people who have done nothing for them thinking that everyone in Nigeria apparently is their puppet
it is demeaning

👍 appiepearl

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@vheobong · Feb 10 '18

Very  demeaning and offensive... 
It's as a result of past bad records but people should understand that times have changed and Nigerians are becoming better people... 
It's only a matter of time before they get proved wrong and realise little pennies can no longer buy us

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@themadgoat · Feb 10 '18

$0.22

Dumb question here. What exactly do witnesses do?

👍 sircork, minnowbootcamp, battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

$0.14

@sircork can you answer this,  @atsdavid
just first two that popped in my head

👍 sircork, themadgoat

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

also, question ....who puts pictures of deceased loved ones up on here and in the same post talk /push for their "initiative" to become a witness?

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@sircork · Feb 10 '18 (edited)

$1.13

Our primary role is to run distributed servers worldwide that capture, process, validate and store the blocks of information from sites like this one to the block chain - a giant database, more or less, in laymans terms, or a ledger if you will, of all things steem that happen per user or account.

Our secondary role is to decide on block chain code change proposals via consensus. We also run price feeds to average our parameter choices into consensus on token prices, interest rates, bias, and other parameters affecting the price and performance of steem. like registration min SP investment per account and such.

Our tertiary and subjective role is to ensure the future of the platform via contributions of technical or social or financial nature via projects, communities, software contributions and investments in holdings, or growth or acceleration of user adoption, etc etc etc

And stuff, we do a lot of stuff.

👍 carlgnash, lenadr, minnowbootcamp, steemseph, dmcamera, battleaxe, eaglespirit, themadgoat

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@themadgoat · Feb 10 '18

$0.02

Sounds way above my pay grade. I have no idea what any of that meant but it sounds important. Thanks for doing what ya'll do to make this Steem machine keep chugging along so I can spend my weekend posting toilet humor blogs.

👍 battleaxe

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@dmcamera · Feb 11 '18

$0.12

Enjoyed your wonderful way with words. LOL! :-)

👍 sircork, battleaxe

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@eaglespirit · Feb 12 '18

$0.12

You had me at flush:

https://orig00.deviantart.net/c81a/f/2013/119/5/d/zim_flush_animation_by_windwolf13-d5boixs.gif

👍 sircork, minnowbootcamp, battleaxe

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@minnowbootcamp · Feb 13 '18

Not Exactly a "dumb question"
Just think of them as "Augmented Miners" 
These are the Proof of Work People.

👍 themadgoat

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@princessmewmew · Feb 10 '18

$0.22

I love how cryptic you are. Going to troll the trending page right meow!

👍 battleaxe, sircork

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

you have a wannabe witness funded by the usual much pimped out by someone dressed as an 8 year old...USING AFRICAN tags because they assume all African will do whatever for a penny, it is demeaning
https://steemit.com/steemgigs/@purepinay/help-steemgigs-help-the-community

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@rcarter · Feb 11 '18

@princessmewmew,

The blog was posted by @purepinay.

She was drumming up support for @surpassinggoogle since many of the people in Nigeria and the Philippines don't know how to vote for witnesses or what they do.

@steemgigs is @surpassinggoogles witness account. He received his delegation from the CEO of Steemit, @ned himself, more than a year ago.

If you ever want to see what he has done, and is doing to help the Nigerian and Philippine communities, its very easy to check his vote history- And the record of all his projects that he holds.

@surpassinggoogle is a Nigerian himself, and is a good dude. One only has to browse through his replies, and comments to see how he interacts with everyone here.

_Rob

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

by @ned himself? @ ned wanna tag @surpassinggoogle......
agree to disagree, have a great weekend, wanna tag who next?
go ahead tag and namedrop , again .....thank you for contributing to this dialogue in the ecosystem

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@ifioklee · Feb 10 '18

Please who exactly is throwing this pennies??

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@battleaxe · Feb 10 '18

$0.05

assholes...who are underestimating an entire continent .....

👍 minnowbootcamp

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@rcarter · Feb 11 '18

You are the only asshole here.

Show me how @steemgigs isn't helping the Nigerian community, and in your own words, "Throw Pennies" at them, and I will show you 100x where he has helped much more than you cared to research.

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@rcarter · Feb 11 '18

Don't believe this blogger... You should know that @steemgigs is @surpassinggoogle's Witness account... And many Nigerians receive a lot of help from him!

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

please do not believe this blogger, me, yes please do not believe , got another serial poster, ......after the first two or three, ya' know...think it made a point,  thank you for your input
Namaste,

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@dmcamera · Feb 11 '18

Well said! I have not seen the post, but I agree it is very demeaning! Witnesses should run on what they can do for the platform!

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

agreed

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@followforupvotes · Feb 11 '18

Congratulations

As a follower of @followforupvotes this post has been randomly selected and upvoted! Enjoy your upvote and have a great day!

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@rcarter · Feb 11 '18 (edited)

Open mouth, insert foot. I know you are referring to the @steemgigs support blog made by @purepinay

@steemgigs is a rapidly growing community which is the witness account for @surpassinggoogle whom is a Nigerian, himself- And received most of his delegation from @ned himself. You can check this here; http://www.steemreports.com/delegation-info/?account=surpassinggoogle

If there is any doubt that @surpassinggoogle doesn't support the Nigerian community, one only needs to look through his upvote history here: https://steemit.com/@surpassinggoogle#votes to see that your blog here is #fullofshit

I could care less if you vote for @steemgigs or not- However, to blatantly lie and slander- Its just wrong.

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@limabeing · Feb 11 '18 (edited)

I was gonna say i thought he was african and living in phillipines but wasnt sure. Ty for clarifying. I think she had good intentions but went off the mark. Lets hope she considers it because @battleaxe is also a goood person

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

No, I find people dressed like a 10 year old imho an odd way to go for witness, as for that guy who was raging about assholes , shrugs...blockchain
we all are entitled to our own takes on it,

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@limabeing · Feb 11 '18 (edited)

1. I know many Nigerians who have had success with @surpassinggoogle #untalented contest or at least, they have found themselves taken in by him

2. His mother died. Its a photo that @purepinay may have chosen but I'm 100% sure she didnt chose it maliciously

3. As for her clothing, she can wear whatever the fuck she wants. 

All do respect, i find you humorous and smart but i think you are wayyyyy off the mark here. If you are *actually* concerned about Nigerians, do you follow any? Ask them what they think before making assumptions. We have no idea what @purepinay was thinking when she tagged nigeria. But *my* assumption is that she is grateful for the steemgigs community and @surpassinggoogle 

Its your choice to do what you want with your blog but what worries me is you trashing on another steemian, nay woman, not seemingly getting the full details, and then all of your followers just blindly aggreeing with you. 

I hope that you consider what I'm saying and if you want to do more for Nigerians (altho, let me tell you they want and need more than pennies and are far from helpless pawns) then just do thst instead of dragging others through the mud, especially in such a sexist and degrading manner.

@edumurphy @rasamuel @greenrun @africaunchained 

can speak further on how they feel about @surpassinggoogle

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

that's cool, we'll agree to disagree or just disagree
I'm not going to change my opinion except on maybe a couple things and that's my huge statement.
We don't see eye to eye, that's that.
Have a great weekend

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

$0.10

oh and by the way I don't do the tag name thing, I think it's rather .....meh, ;) :)
Steem On!

👍 topkpop

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@rcarter · Feb 11 '18

That's all I was trying to say, albeit not so eloquently as you.

@surpassinggoogle is a good dude, and does help a lot of people.

@purepinay was only tagging Nigeria, because #nigeria and #philippine communities are heavily supported by @surpassinggoogle, and she was merely just trying to get them to return the favor and vote for him to be a witness. So, she tagged these communities, so they could support @surpassinggoogle if they haven't already.

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@rcarter · Feb 11 '18

I see you are from #Boston, me also :D (Marblehead actually)

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@limabeing · Feb 11 '18

We have a boston meetup coming up with aggroed. Search for #bostonmeetup i think i tagged it there. You should come!

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@limabeing · Feb 11 '18

Oh wait!! U r in the phillipines right now! Darn. But hey let me know of any other new england steemians.

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@sircork · Feb 12 '18 (edited)

$0.93

does she follow any?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thanks for all your continuous support @Battleaxe in Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, the Philippines, and Sri Lanka.

I'd have a hard time keeping up with yah community business if you weren't in all those country channels daily, keeping them clean and fun. 

Thanks for your ongoing support.


Oh @limabeing , do you intend to be offended by the planet your whole life and alienate yourself from every single person on the platform, one by one? Or do you expect to mature some day? You know most rational people are over the "social justice warrior" thing now, right? So 2007 right now. I would have though you might have learned from your first half dozen community bannings around here or something.

👍 battleaxe, minnowbootcamp

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@battleaxe · Feb 12 '18

Thank You back.....
glad to see the first young ladies sports initiative did so awesome, ooooh the jersey's 
priceless

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@limabeing · Feb 12 '18

A person that I respected posted something.

I wasn't understanding what it was about. just that it seemed she disliked the person very much.

I originally looked on trending and saw purepinays post and was thinking she couldn't possibly be talking about that.

Then it got worse.

When I went in my server and saw them trashing on the girl and the witness in question.

As far as being in a server talking to people in YAH cool but that doesn't mean she is the voice of nigerians. I did ask if she follows any because i haven't seen her comment or support on any of the nigerians I follow pages and they are pretty well known, well-travelled.

I have been working with Africans and studying African music as well as black empowerment for something like 10 years now and even I wouldn't try to speak for any of them.

It seem sot me that shes mad about this girl purepinay for some reason. I have no idea why shes mad at surpassinggoogle. but both of them write decent stuff. They get large upvotes because someone they know cashed in and is delegating. Could that be the reason she is mad?

Im only banned from one server.

And its okay with me. I'm not trying to be a social justice warrior. When its in my server i have a problem. when its on the block chain i just express my opinion like everyone else.

And by the way. I dont do any of this, my sticking up for people who get called out or harrassed for no reason, my daily support of women on steemit, and especially not any work that i've done with/for Africans because I want impress someone. I just do it because it seems like its the right thing to do. I'm not picking on battleaxe. Shes not a child. She doesnt need you or topkpop to stick up for her. She can use her words just like she did when she made post just to trash on a girl for supporting a witness.

Shes battleaxe right? Did that change?

She made a lot of claims and didnt back them up. ANd here shes not even going to admit that she might have been a little wrong. Not even when the guy told her that Surpassinggogle is Nigerian? Why do people hate on him? I legit can't even comprehend why. He seems like a nice person who is trying to be successful just like everyone else.

Also? Who's offended? Thats my question. Cuz legit, people hate on me for every little thing. I'm not stalking anyone. I didnt scream at anyone on the phone. And im not the only person that was banned from a server. If you want to say "2007" to me this entire post and how some people are acting in it is childish. I really wanted her to just cop to it and be like, damn, maybe im wrong. Maybe i went to far, but this is how i feel..etc... But instead its turned into, oh lima is bullying battleaxe *eye roooooooll* cmon. Thats ridiculous.

But its okay. I will as they say, "steem
on" I always do in this jungle

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@chelsea88 · Feb 11 '18

$0.09

Ah, well said. And, not surprising! People will do just about any bs thing to get ahead

👍 battleaxe, minnowbootcamp

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

![costumes-the-great-gatsby-e1355056655910.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXnmMGj7AF9gUhBxshaKSbtwsJRV4DvVgMCZbwkz8e9Aw/costumes-the-great-gatsby-e1355056655910.png)
mmmhmmm

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@iamnotageek · Feb 11 '18

$0.13

One thing is for sure... I do not want to get on *YOUR* badside. Ever!
Speak your mind battle.... It's what I love about you.
**UPVOTED**

👍 sircork, battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Feb 11 '18

love ya too....oh come on, u know am a big softie

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@eastcoaststeem · Feb 11 '18

This post has been deemed resteem & upvote worthy by your friendly @eastcoaststeem ran by Steemian @chelsea88

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@hazem91 · Feb 11 '18

$0.16

I would rather vote for no more than 6 or 7 witnesses I trust, believe in have interacted with than have my vote missused ;)

👍 sircork, battleaxe

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@sircork · Feb 12 '18

You are doing it right. It was a pleasure visiting with you this morning.

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@hazem91 · Feb 12 '18

Thanks @sircork it's always a pleasure listening to you
Even if I never take the mic, trust me I'm enjoying it ;)

Ps:it was evening in my timezone :D

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@spiritualmax · Feb 11 '18

$0.09

Welp... I think this is going to be in every witness coffee table... okay guys, how to get battleaxe to vote for us?

👍 minnowbootcamp, battleaxe, eaglespirit

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@minnowbootcamp · Feb 11 '18

$0.02

I got that base covered, but U need to do some work!  ;)

👍 eaglespirit, spiritualmax

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@spiritualmax · Feb 11 '18

NEVAH!!! :D

👍 eaglespirit

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@ats-david · Feb 12 '18

$0.33

I already solved that mystery. 

Good luck to everyone else!

👍 battleaxe, minnowbootcamp

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@battleaxe · Feb 14 '18

true story
https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf9713d2b9611b86ac7dba6b83cea360/tumblr_nozsgc9bvS1uu2a4qo1_400.gif

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@boomerang · Feb 12 '18

This post has received a 1.48 % upvote from @boomerang thanks to: @battleaxe

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@clove71 · Feb 12 '18

Love this!! 👍👍😂😂😂#dead from laughter! I loved it when you said I woke up and was deciding whether to sign on to Steemit and discord lmao!! I felt the same way a few days ago, I guess you get burned out when on too much and it’s hard to keep up with everything omg ...Zappl, busy.org,dsound, dlive, etc. etc. Keep it up, I love your posts and perseverance....Steem On!😻😎👌👌

👍 battleaxe

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@guiltyparties · Feb 15 '18

Just saw your comment and the original post in question.  Pathetic dogshit once again but hey, did we expect anything less?

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