You Can Literally Summon A Sh*tpost (WARNING NSFW) by battleaxe

steemit · @battleaxe · Nov 5 '18 (edited)

$60.44

You Can Literally Summon A Sh*tpost (WARNING NSFW)

So am perusing the musings and blatherings and delightfully eccentric posts in this place and I stumbled across a friends post which had many comments...

![!shitpost.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQ5yFyL738gymGDZPfYaDojYDMUqSpswJpCBnp1x71kR8/!shitpost.gif)

If you have been on here for a hot minute you would be familiar with people leaving commands to summon pancakes or popcorn on peoples posts using !pancakes or !popcorn if it's a real dramatic battle between blogging titans!!!!
Then I saw something horribly uncouth and oh so offensive that I felt my special snowflake privilege welling up in me to the point of wanting to Vlog and also get on every show on Discord to whine about it.  It is the "Shitpost" that leaves a literal pic of poo on your post.  I am deeply traumatized and shocked on every level as it is in poor taste.

I don't know who made it or who is *behind* it but I demand to speak to their manager at once!
(giphy,  make sure to eat enough fiber O.o)

*PLEASE BOT THIS POST FOR ME SO I CAN FLING SHIT BACK LIKE THE PRO-BLOGGER I AM*

https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/poop-and-your-health


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@idelivershit · Nov 5 '18

https://i.imgur.com/BsmCYY7.png<br/><sub>[source](https://i.imgur.com/BsmCYY7.png)</sub>

👍 ngc, thecyclist, berniesanders, randomthoughts, nextgencrypto, engagement, iflagtrash, thedelegator
👎 sircork, elgeko, nicnas, battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18 (edited)

I'm going to get you back with Feminine Hygiene Products,  Tampons....

👍 elgeko

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

!gif gross

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6 replies

@miryam · Nov 5 '18

$0.22

Aw hell I was about to nuke this garbage comment.
Glad to see someone beat me to it.
If you want to do something like this, you better be really fucking sure you limit it to those who think it's funny.
Except your target audience is too young to be on Steemit.

👍 gentlebot

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

think is prolly someone who truly gets my art on here

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7 replies

@elgeko · Nov 5 '18

![puke.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdsit9fd8ZpUEoP6QdNQ79eyh8ndZNNa5phjukNJs9r1o/puke.gif)

👍 battleaxe, elgeko

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18 (edited)

!gif cry baby

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1 reply

@popcornexpress · Nov 5 '18

$0.05

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWUxtNCsRhZEc3sDugy5ELxTp7qurgwsEcL7wmeFrYagt/2.gif)

👍 popcornexpress

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@pancakes · Nov 5 '18

$0.03

![](https://i.imgur.com/BAOxHxh.png)
Thanks for contacting Pancakes Express!

**Would you like to order pancakes?**

Please upvote this comment with your order:

| Upvote | Order |
| --- | --- |
| $0.01+ | random delicious pancake |
| $0.05+ | excellent pancakes suited for a king or queen |
| $0.25+ | party pancakes |
| $1+    | best pancakes we have ever made |
| $?     | it's ninja! |

If you would like to order your own pancakes, just make a comment `!pancakes` anywhere on the blockchain and we will send you a menu.

👍 dustsweeper, elgeko

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

!pancakes

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@pancakes · Nov 5 '18

$0.03

![](https://i.imgur.com/BAOxHxh.png)
Thanks for contacting Pancakes Express!

**Would you like to order pancakes?**

Please upvote this comment with your order:

| Upvote | Order |
| --- | --- |
| $0.01+ | random delicious pancake |
| $0.05+ | excellent pancakes suited for a king or queen |
| $0.25+ | party pancakes |
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| $?     | it's ninja! |

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👍 dustsweeper, mikefromtheuk

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

!waffles

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

!deeplybutthurt forever

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@allseeingewe · Nov 5 '18

!eyetwitchgag

![giphy (2).gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUcwXCQeDrT8ZVGPPk8SwxqVn5A7QhrtmEusU9EERhmig/giphy%20(2).gif)

👍 battleaxe

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

bahahaha .... 

!sheep

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

!gif burns

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@gifbot · Nov 5 '18

answer

https://media1.giphy.com/media/VOKtv2wKlK8w0/giphy.gif

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

$0.09

if you dare you can summon it yourself but beware as consequences will never be the same,  barf , lol but barf

👍 battleaxe, eaglespirit

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@berniesanders · Nov 5 '18

!shitpost

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@idelivershit · Nov 5 '18

https://i.imgur.com/BsmCYY7.png<br/><sub>[source](https://i.imgur.com/BsmCYY7.png)</sub>

👍 miguelvargas

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3 replies

@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

I will make a tampon one in retaliation to freak out the men
or a !MaxiPadMagic

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6 replies

@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

we are getting extra special turds just for us,  this is a very sad day in history but also a chance to educate the masses on poop and their health (past payout, new people ) <3
https://steemit.com/life/@battleaxe/poop-and-your-health

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@miryam · Nov 5 '18

$0.08

@battleaxe be like:

![canispeaktoamanagerhaircut.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmU862snD7t3acadGnZbzhvPuTxstWqPKdxoPX1Dk89B19/canispeaktoamanagerhaircut.jpeg)

Hehe just teasing. I love you.

![awesome.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbpqQ5Agfbfd1XD2dbbcM6mheyRxQnNCQCmg8sNnpeVsM/awesome.gif)

👍 battleaxe, pixelfan, mys, cheneats

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

will uv when I have more than this "shitty amount"

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@followforupvotes · Nov 5 '18

Congratulations

As a follower of @followforupvotes this post has been randomly selected and upvoted! Enjoy your upvote and have a great day!

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

thanks so much and have a non crappy day :)

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@battleaxe · Nov 8 '18

!shitpost

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1 reply

@malos10 · Nov 5 '18

$0.02

Hahahahaha this is so hillarious, so people got extreme and made a poo bot AJAJAJAJAJAJA is shocking but some post really deserves it i've seen some really really shitty post

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

#remembertoflush

Agreed,  I think it's sick and dark humor but whatever 

!shitpost

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@idelivershit · Nov 5 '18

https://i.imgur.com/Akrk2h0.png<br/><sub>[source](https://i.imgur.com/Akrk2h0.png)</sub>

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@clayboyn · Nov 5 '18

$0.03

This is the most I've ever regretted looking at the comments on a post before... I think someone literally shit out their intestines in that photo...

👍 battleaxe

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

yeah no joke,  hope they consider colonics in the future

👍 clayboyn

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

and someone else ate them ... see above ? ahahah

👍 battleaxe

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@bearbear613 · Nov 5 '18

$0.03

!shitpost

👍 bearbear613

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@idelivershit · Nov 5 '18

https://i.imgur.com/4aSr3As.png<br/><sub>[source](https://i.imgur.com/4aSr3As.png)</sub>

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@battleaxe · Nov 8 '18

!shitpost

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@idelivershit · Nov 8 '18

https://i.imgur.com/W2Otgtm.png<br/><sub>[source](https://www.reddit.com/r/poop/comments/77yzur/this_isnt_the_sort_of_thing_i_would_normally)</sub>

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

did you really upvote your own comment ? bhaha ... wow you did great on this post!  man when bernie told me about this i shouldve done this dang post. blasted ... oh well, glad you got it! yeah it is barfy too and forever tied to BA ahahahah

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@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

$0.06

I use bots and I upvote myself when I feel like it as do others,,, when you factor in the amount given out in curation and thousands of dollars I've donated I use my stake as I see fit

👍 battleaxe

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

$0.05

yeah i feel the itch to go back too ... everyone is saying they are not having a good return right now so not sure how i feel about it anymore.  i've tried no upvoting, no botting ... botting ... all timing i suppose. 

!gif clap

👍 dustsweeper, battleaxe

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3 replies

@battleaxe · Nov 5 '18

!shitpost

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@idelivershit · Nov 5 '18

https://i.imgur.com/4aSr3As.png<br/><sub>[source](https://i.imgur.com/4aSr3As.png)</sub>

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@eaglespirit · Nov 5 '18

!popcorn

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1 reply

@mikefromtheuk · Nov 7 '18

!winninglotteryticket

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