When Bio-degradable is not enough for the suburban warrior. by bearbear613

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When Bio-degradable is not enough for the suburban warrior.
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Just rolling back to the car with my groceries, bags full and heavy as hell. I stumble with the key's in one hand and the groceries in the other. I manage to unlock the door with a free finger, and push it open with the side of my elbow. I quickly throw down the heavy bag next to the driver seat and see a tissue sitting on the floor. Without thinking I grab that little piece of tissue and throw it outside. I manage to compose myself and brace for the next  5 more bags..

As I exit the vehicle, I psychologically prepare for the next haul where there looming over me is a middle aged, stern looking lady with her hands on her hips and a look of disgust over me.

She say's, "Did you just throw  that tissue out of the car and onto the ground?"

My eyebrow raises and I make my own look of disgust and say, "The tissue is bio-degradabe".

*****And the fury begins!*****

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She say's, "That doesn't matter, you need to use the garbage".

I quickly look around and say to her, "Do you see it?"

Confused by my response she say's, "See what?"

I confidently respond, "There's not a tree in sight to hug" and I walk away. Some people just need to get laid.

BB OUT
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@criptoreview ·
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the key was "confidently respond" and yes people just need to get laid lol. Good day.
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@bearbear613 ·
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agreed
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@enjoywithtroy ·
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Damn our minds think alike.   I was going to say that that woman needed to get laid before I read it at the end LOL Wow we think the same.   Thanks  @bearbear613 for a laugh.
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@bearbear613 ·
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any time! Hope she got laid. Or laid a tree.
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