![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXM2VLo1rAQrecBTu1LZTdjmkxTG4Ercy1nVKhNGt75QQ/image.png) Just rolling back to the car with my groceries, bags full and heavy as hell. I stumble with the key's in one hand and the groceries in the other. I manage to unlock the door with a free finger, and push it open with the side of my elbow. I quickly throw down the heavy bag next to the driver seat and see a tissue sitting on the floor. Without thinking I grab that little piece of tissue and throw it outside. I manage to compose myself and brace for the next 5 more bags.. As I exit the vehicle, I psychologically prepare for the next haul where there looming over me is a middle aged, stern looking lady with her hands on her hips and a look of disgust over me. She say's, "Did you just throw that tissue out of the car and onto the ground?" My eyebrow raises and I make my own look of disgust and say, "The tissue is bio-degradabe". *****And the fury begins!***** ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZroFsCwWDMx8iKYErPYvPpAhkViQDDpAtdMJobkgDigU/image.png) She say's, "That doesn't matter, you need to use the garbage". I quickly look around and say to her, "Do you see it?" Confused by my response she say's, "See what?" I confidently respond, "There's not a tree in sight to hug" and I walk away. Some people just need to get laid. BB OUT
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the key was "confidently respond" and yes people just need to get laid lol. Good day.
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agreed
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Damn our minds think alike. I was going to say that that woman needed to get laid before I read it at the end LOL Wow we think the same. Thanks @bearbear613 for a laugh.
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any time! Hope she got laid. Or laid a tree.
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