Human nature #5 - Show me your beard, show me your soul! by beardedgentleman

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Human nature #5 - Show me your beard, show me your soul!
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Psychology, the real one, it’s done on the street. The academic world has failed. It's only abandoning the classrooms and getting out among people that we can find out something real.
Then, we took our notebook and went to probe the men’s personality. The variable considered is the hairs it has on the face.
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Here's what the hair on a guy's face tells us about his true being.

**Badly shaved**
You are a strong character, with a decent ‘nose’. Years of respect in the looker room have given you the security that today allows you to don’t care about the details.

**Moustache**
Only two types of men show their mustache: those who love to experience an elegant and unpaved style, a bit ostentatious but vintage, and those who want to look like a jerk. In both cases we are facing a man who, in order to fight the anxiety of the judgment of others, needs to point all the gaze on a detail determined by him.

**Van Dyke beard**
Your soul lives a transition phase. You don’t know what you want from life, so you experience everything you can. If you are not nearly 40 and your doctor has found a clogged artery, you fall in the “romantic hero" category. Otherwise find a job.

**Long beard**
The long beard is synonymous for wisdom. Only man in peace with himself can own it. The anxious or unclean of heart would be overwhelmed by its power becoming ridiculous, like who’s overcompensating driving an SUV. The long-bearded man knows how to take care of a woman and tickles pleasantly during the cunnilingus.

**Sideburns**
You love justice just like Chief Seamus O'Hara of Mouseton. But the thing you love the most are the good old days. You are a nostalgic boy who doesn’t want to accept the new. For example, you would kick in the ass all teenagers who suddenly attend the bar where you grew up.

 
**Three-day beard**
You don’t imagine why you have something to hide. The fashion blogger's cut is the symptom of your excessive attention to detail. You are a perfectionist, essential quality that you must remember to publish on Instagram always at the same time.

**Shaved**
If you don’t suffer from partial alopecia, then you are simply a very high standard man. You're not satisfied until you've got what you want. You're not afraid to be alone and you like it, but when you decide to get engaged you give all yourself. Of course you demand your partner to give you unlimited, front and back.
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