BEASTLY TALES - THE GOOD OIL by beastlybanter

art · @beastlybanter · Oct 15 '19

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BEASTLY TALES - THE GOOD OIL

***Welcome to Beastly Tales. Each has a message, a moral. All are meant to have an element of humour. Naturally, any names included do not depict real folk but are included as part of the joke.***

***All rights reserved.
(As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard Hersel.)***

***Thank you for your following.
Richard Hersel***


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<h1>BEASTLY TALES</h1>

<h1>THE GOOD OIL</h1>

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***Pete Boggs led a tough life,
One day he did snuff it, leaving his wife.
She was a widow, and that’s a fact!
Did you say a weirdo?  How did she act?
She acted quite strangely, by any standards,
Always to the fore, in the front Vanguards.
“We’ve got to get to the bottom of things.”
“And find proper solutions to problems life brings.”
“Let’s try and eliminate all adverse action,”
“Put them to the side, preferably in traction,”
“Adverse actions, did you say?”
“Such have been constantly occurring to this day!”
“Act in harmony with the principals of good.”
“That’s got to be a protection, it’s understood!”
“Yes, time and tide will wait for no man.”
“But, take heart, we’re putting bad under ban!”
“And we’ve discovered this most special olive oil,”
“It’s so refined, it’ll make your blood boil!”
“By ingesting this on a regular basis,”
“Protection you’ll get, your own oasis!”
And so the Good Oil began to flow,
Efficacious whether stationary, or on the go!
Whether, or not, circumstances do spoil,
Do not forget to take that Good Oil.***

![the good oil.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYAYYmdCqrNA4qSaiGUk8t9nJjqEXpxDPjCZCYNmq3z5R/the%20good%20oil.png)

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theblvcktable	1,747,904,077	5%
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