BEASTLY TALES - THE PECCABLE PECCADILLO by beastlybanter

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BEASTLY TALES - THE PECCABLE PECCADILLO
***Welcome to Beastly Tales. Each has a message, a moral. All are meant to have an element of humour. Naturally, any names included do not depict real folk but are included as part of the joke.***

***All rights reserved.
(As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard Hersel.)***

***Thank you for your following.
Richard Hersel***


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<h1>BEASTLY TALES</h1>

<h1>THE PECCABLE PECCADILLO</h1>

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***We know the difference between a trivial offence,
And a major crime, or an offence immense.
A Peccadillo is a foible, a trespass connivial,
Often, perhaps, when the company’s convivial.
Now, to be Peccable indicates a liability to sin.
Perhaps a Peccable Peccadillo would make one grin.
A misdemeanour, a misdeed, counted as nought,
Not a major felony with consequences fraught.***


***By way of illustration, let’s consider the following,
Cornish McWallace was like a pig wallowing,
Always dirty, one of the great unwashed,
If he was a beetle, he would have been squashed.
He wasn’t necessarily a thief,
But the tenure of lying about would be brief.
Of anything of value, left out and about.
McWallace had struck again, just no doubt.
So, really, we couldn’t brand McWallace a “Tea Leaf.”
As the Cockneys might have it.  We mean a thief.
But, nevertheless, he had an opportunistic bent.
Things were best screwed down, where-ever he went!***


***Another Peccadillo Tale might involve flirting,
Not as serious as adultery, but still can be hurting.
To play lightly at courtship shows loyalty vanished,
Such an activist should be suitably banished.
But that is precisely what Oscar Crampon did,
Leering at ladies, as though not the full quid.
And all the time he was spoken for,
Penelope Passionflower waited by her door.
If Oscar really loved her, “Je t’adore”
Should have been the catch-call for his “pomme d’amour!”***


***Impeccable, faultless, the way to go!
Natural inclinations, fast and not slow.
Virtue sincerity, honesty, all that Jazz,
So preferable to the other Razzmatazz.
Don’t be tempted to follow Razzle-dazzle,
Chances are, you’ll be worn to a frazzle.***

![pecadillo.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmNkFWJUGUijk62KHtutXxGqKe6fBx8BLsuvhVrMujZ9Zp/pecadillo.png)

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@darrenn ·
good one!! Keep it going @beastlybanter
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@beastlybanter ·
I will. Thank you.
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@white.tiger ·
Bravo! So well put. I love the morals of your poems. You drive the point home, always with humour.
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@beastlybanter ·
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