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funny · @bigram13 ·
$6.43
Bird poop
Well I got all my tree trimming done, and one of the side effects is the birds have now were else to hang, except on my house. We trimmed up our palm trees, and now they are all over the place pooping, and it is getting ridiculous. I literally washed it off, and the next day there were like 20 poops in our front entry.  We have trimmed our trees for 5 years, and never have had this problem before so I am kinda perplexed, but I will find a solution, and it could just be a couple of birds, so nothing to big to get rid of, but I might need to tie up some wire so they can't land. If they want to poop they will have to do it on the fly. 

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@jrcornel ·
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We have terrible bird issues...
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@bigram13 · (edited)
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They say good fishermen are called fishy people,  with your bird poop problems you might be considered crappy people
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@jrcornel ·
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@jrcornel ·
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They crap on everything.
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@bigram13 ·
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They are the biggest downers.
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@jrcornel ·
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@jrcornel ·
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We have even bought rubber snakes, metallic looking ribbons tied on all the trees... and owls... nothing has worked.
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@bigram13 ·
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Ya, there are a lot of things that seem not to work for birds.
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@jrcornel ·
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Our neighbor was shooting them with a pellet gun in his backyard the other day...
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