When your single and fall asleep next to your blow up doll https://media0.giphy.com/media/4YFcrXwpjeMWk/giphy.gif I nominate @karencarrens and @boatssports90 (Source: Giphy)
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fathin-shihab | 0 | 14,654,362,533 | 20% | ||
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theregularguy | 0 | 56,036,160,085 | 45% | ||
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notb4mycoffee | 0 | 5,983,918,687 | 60% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 14,369,773,946 | 33% | ||
blue-pencil | 0 | 6,261,927,367 | 60% | ||
dj123 | 0 | 42,514,162,913 | 7% | ||
hanzappedfirst | 0 | 21,900,820,879 | 100% | ||
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punchline | 0 | 185,340,863,372 | 60% | ||
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kylo-ren | 0 | 4,352,686,897 | 60% | ||
jedi-won | 0 | 6,457,333,478 | 100% | ||
itshim | 0 | 28,886,394,438 | 100% | ||
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Oh how I long for those **quiet** and single days.
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root_title | "Quiet Without No Backtalk" |
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Haha lol!
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category | comedyopenmic |
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author | trafalgar |
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category | comedyopenmic |
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Hope it was not as hairy as mine hehe
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author | bluetower |
permlink | re-trafalgar-re-bluetower-quiet-without-no-backtalk-20180415t183722424z |
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root_title | "Quiet Without No Backtalk" |
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Oh my goodness XD It's adorable and depressing at the same time :O
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author | caleblailmusik |
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root_title | "Quiet Without No Backtalk" |
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bluetower | 0 | 3,505,818,539 | 16% |
I like to think my blowdoll falls asleep next to me
post_id | 44,328,214 |
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author | flipstar |
permlink | re-bluetower-quiet-without-no-backtalk-20180419t080951839z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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root_title | "Quiet Without No Backtalk" |
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bluetower | 0 | 20,493,331,460 | 100% |
As long as she doesn't fall asleep during sex I think the relationship is very healthy
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bluetower | 0 | 19,486,034,628 | 100% |
yeah i see your eye twitch 👍👍 - stop it, you're going blind!
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author | dj123 |
permlink | re-bluetower-quiet-without-no-backtalk-20180420t173521058z |
category | comedyopenmic |
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last_update | 2018-04-20 17:35:21 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Quiet Without No Backtalk" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
bluetower | 0 | 13,029,818,335 | 61% |
Maybe being blind will make it more realistic to have a blow up doll as a wife
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author | bluetower |
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category | comedyopenmic |
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