Whale Spray by bluetower

funny · @bluetower · Oct 18 '18

$1.75

Whale Spray

What happens when you give a minnow Whale Power 

https://media1.giphy.com/media/Ai9sHHWUr8wkU/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5bc8aab335524f346f40907d

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👍 lordvader, dandesign86, punchline, brahma, theregularguy, zhangyong, hanzappedfirst, damira, steemwizards, tamaralovelace, acolucky, steemmatt, notb4mycoffee, bluetower, beerbloke, steemship, redlipstick, nerdnews, itshim, jimshorts, vera-vaders-ea, weirdnews, kylo-ren, sluttynsfw, beetlevc, calypso, genius.mbish, coulombprincess, zharov.maksim, pitondessert, ikudelin, altitudetennis, hronys, bajaro, freeman01

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@tamaralovelace · Oct 18 '18

wait a sec..i think he had a blow hole malfunction!

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Oct 19 '18

haha definitely, pre blow hole ejaculation

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@steemmatt · Oct 18 '18 (edited)

$0.03

DAN!  Well that blows.  Now we're never going to get our delegations.

👍 dandesign86, bluetower

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@dandesign86 · Oct 19 '18

haha

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