Dungeons & So Many Goblins! by bwar

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Dungeons & So Many Goblins!
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Had a fun session of D&D tonight which involved killing a shitload of goblins, the near accidental death of everyone's favorite Bard, my character Kuth rescuing Gregor the Barbarian, and a goddamn party split.  

We started by arriving at the continent of Krixxin, the location of our new mission given to us by Rake the boss of the Hallowed Legion (they are much more badass than the Brotherhood I'm told) and if we complete the mission we might have a chance to join the hallowed legion.  The Aether port at which we docked our boat seems quite abandoned when we arrive and after deciding to split up and loot the area we quickly discovered Goblins, lots and lots of Goblins.  

Usually slaying hordes of Goblins is a fun bonding experience for parties all across the realms of tabletop gaming.  Unfortunately our party was scattered all over when the Goblins attacked and multiple party members took heavy amounts of damage right out of the gates.  Things were looking grim after Gregor the Barbarian had to retreat from battle in order to stay alive.  Lyle the Druid and Namfoodle the Gnomish Warrior had pulled back to regroup before Namfoodle (for some unknown reason) decided to open the door that more Goblins were trying to knock down to come and kill them.  This was the point where Lyle turned into a horse and tried to escape with Namfoodle riding on his back.  I'd like to note that the blatantly left Gregor and myself to die at this point. 

Now I know you're all wondering one thing at this point, where is the Bard and what is he doing?  Obviously he was forging on ahead doing ridiculous Bard things.  Today he somehow managed to convince all the Goblins he encountered that he was a Goblin emissary from Purn that had come to spread news to Krixxin.  Not only did he convince the Goblins that he was indeed a Goblin but he also convinced Lyle and Namfoodle he was one as well. 

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If you look above you can see the end result of a Gnome, riding a Druid, shaped as a horse, chasing a Goblin, that was actually a Bard, who dropped a shitload of ballbearings.  Not ideal for the poor druid but quite comical to watch as a spectator.  Immediately after this the Bard was trying to attempt to leave a trail of oil behind him so that the horse would have a hard time chasing him.  The Gnome has no idea the Goblin was doing this and launched a firebolt at him which led to a large amount of fire and one crispy Goblin.  Shortly after this the Bard who had been disguising himself as a Goblin, gave up his rouse and revealed to two angry party members.

While this was all happening poor Kuth had been abandoned by himself while hordes of Goblins swarmed all around him.  In order to protect himself Kuth cast darkness on his armor and proceeded to cast spells at the Goblins while they couldn't see him.  It was quite successful and many, many, many Goblins were slain.  Most of the Goblins seemed to be chasing after the horse and Gnome so eventually there were only a handful of Goblins left (a handful being like 20) and Kuth was shocked to see that they were carrying an unconscious Gregor.  Kuth quickly barreled into the Goblins to save Gregor, because unlike his party members Kuth doesn't like to just leave his friends for dead.  After losing his veil of darkness the Goblins began to wear down Kuth but he was barely able to slay the last of the Goblins and recover the unconscious Gregor.

This is where we ended for the day, our party is in dire need of a rest with nearly every member coming very close to dying. The party is also split into two groups with one group believing the other is dead.  Should be an interesting session next week!

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bwar
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@coriolanus ·
Our stupid Bard, needs to die he is sooooo Old!
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@bwar ·
I heard the Gnome is older, lets kill him first.
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