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Ha ha ha, attack of the house plants... Isn't Aloe Vera something, I was given a plant from a friend a few years back and it keeps sprouting new plants every so often... I'll never have to buy aftersun again! :o)

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Well now I want to see a reunion photo with the whole cast in frame.

Wow. Aloe Vera Jr. is a cute blond baby. I'm starting to suspect there was some plant-human cross breeding or as we call it, "tree hugging" going on

Our elder Aloe Vera is starting to get like that too, and I keep pinching his offspring and potting them with my dream of selling them at the local restaurant in mugs from the thrift store I have drilled drain holes in.

I have yet to even ask if I can put them there to sell. I will maybe figure out how to juice them.

succulent thing and spider ant plant thing got me laughing 

Hell, how do you come up with stuff like this 

LMAO

In my pot plant show, they were all zombies. I ended up having to bury them in the compost. I have but one survivor, which I suspect to be immortal. It has survived against the odds...