Knock Knock Jokes - Day 6 by cwbrooch

steemiteducation · @cwbrooch · Aug 16 '18

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Knock Knock Jokes - Day 6

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<h1>Sorry guys for the delay!!!!</h1>
<p>Let's get down to business!</p>
<p>We have one more day of knock knock jokes...</p>
<h1>So you've guested: Robin, Churchill, Boo, Butcher, and Beef. Now time for poultry... I mean, Chicken!</h1>
<p><img src="https://evszkolenia.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/7.png" alt="7" width="940" height="788"/> Another joke based on the idea of connected speech:</p>
<blockquote><strong>check in</strong> your pockets</blockquote>
<p>Once spoken in a natural way it might actually turn into a chicken :) Although to be frank,&nbsp;<strong>chIck and ChEck</strong> are two different words and don't necessarily work....</p>
<p>Which one is your favorite? We have one more day to go!!!</p>
<h2>Check out:</h2>
<p>&nbsp;<a href="https://steemit.com/steemiteducation/@cwbrooch/knock-knock-jokes-day-1">DAY ONE</a><br>
<a href="https://steemit.com/steemiteducation/@cwbrooch/knock-knock-jokes-day-2">DAY TWO</a><br>
<a href="https://steemit.com/steemiteducation/@cwbrooch/knock-knock-jokes-day-3">DAY THREE</a> <br>
<a href="https://steemit.com/steemiteducation/@cwbrooch/knock-knock-jokes-day-4">DAY FOUR</a><br>
<a href="https://steemit.com/steemiteducation/@cwbrooch/knock-knock-jokes-day-5">DAY FIVE</a></p>
<p>and remember to upvote, follow me and comment :)&nbsp;</p>
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@minnowsupport · Aug 16 '18

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