Daily Joke : 2018-09-12 by dadjokeoftheday

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Daily Joke : 2018-09-12
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! 

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>I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.


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 Terrible? We know! 

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 *(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)*
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