<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! <hr> >What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf. <hr> Ironically i heard this one in a bar told by little red riding hood. Or did i??? Fancy getting involved in MEME Monday? Check back tommorow for your daily joke and leave a meme-theme comment! <center></center> *<center>(Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjokeoftheday)*</center> *<center>(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)*</center> *(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)*
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