Don't worry i move faster in bed by dandesign86

funny · @dandesign86 · Apr 26 '18

$19.42

Don't worry i move faster in bed

The rate i swim when I pass by hot chicks in bikini 

https://media3.giphy.com/media/8FJv35tpjiwnVB0XkI/giphy.gif

(Source: Giphy)

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@tatjanastan · Apr 26 '18

$0.09

Ooh, if He moves like that in bed, He will not come to take off a single sock...😉

👍 dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Apr 26 '18

$0.18

Haha lol you are definitely right about that. It will be morning before anything interesting starts happening and then she already falls asleep

👍 itshim

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@heremonium · Apr 26 '18

$0.42

yeah, and with the feet touching the sea floor

👍 heremonium, dandesign86

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@dandesign86 · Apr 26 '18

$0.03

Maybe something else is touching the floor

👍 heremonium

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@heremonium · Apr 26 '18

$0.38

well well, now, that would be interesting

👍 heremonium

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@suf1an · Apr 26 '18

$0.05

Hahahh, nice one.

I might start acting if  I was drowining

👍 suf1an

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@obest · Apr 27 '18

He moves very sluggishly in water, if he moves like this in bed there will certainly be an outcry from her @dandesign86

👍 obest

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