<p><em>This is another collection of funny Filipino jokes I have translated into English.</em></p>
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<h4>Secret Bulge</h4>
<p>Peter and John were at a beach resort. John was amazed at the fact that all the bikini girls were attracted to and always gathering around Peter.</p>
<p>JOHN: What in the world is your secret that the girls are always around you?<br/>
PETER: Easy! Just put a big potato inside your swimming trunks.</p>
<p>John did that but later angrily complained to John...</p>
<p>JOHN: You lied to me! All the girls looked at me with horror and ran away in disgust when I go near them!<br/>
PETER: I meant that you put that damn potato inside the front of your swimming trunks. Not the backside, you idiot! You looked like you pooped a big one! 
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<h4>Forbidden</h4>
<p>MOTHER: I forbid you from seeing that young man! Nothing good will ever happen between you and him!<br/>
DAUGHTER: Oh yeah? How come something very good happened between us last night?
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<h4>Test Scores</h4>
<p>JOHNNY: Mom, I was the only one who got a series of 90s during tests!<br/>
MOM: Wow, that's my smart boy! How much did your classmates get?<br/>
JOHNNY: All of them got 100%!
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<h4>Doc's Permission</h4>
<p>JOHN: Hello, Doc! I was your patient LAST YEAR!<br/>
DOC: Oh, right, I forgot! Is there a problem?<br/>
JOHN: : I would like to ask you if it is now okay to take a bath!
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<h4>Liquor effect</h4>
<p>BARTENDER: Sir, Each time you gulp a full glass of whiskey, you look at your wife's picture. Why?<br/>
JOHN: I have to check if I can still drink some more. If she looks pretty, then that mean's I'm already drunk!
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<h4>Hot Phone</h4>
<p>PETER: Good heavens! What happened to your ears?<br/>
JOHN: I was preparing to iron my clothes when the phone nearby rang. I picked up the clothes iron by mistake and got burnt!<br/>
PETER: Why both ears?<br/>
JOHN: The phone rang again!
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<h4>Disturbed</h4>
<p>PETER: Hey, buddy, I noticed you always keep talking to yourself! Are you okay?<br/>
JOHN: Of course, I am okay. I am not RESPONDING TO OR ANSWERING THEM!
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<h4>Our Problem</h4>
<p>HUSBAND: I've got a big problem!<br/>
WIFE: Don't you dare ever say &quot;I&quot; or &quot;ME&quot; again!!! We are husband and wife for goodness' sake, so you better watch your mouth and use words like &quot;WE&quot;, &quot;OUR&quot; or &quot;US&quot;! So, what is OUR problem this time???<br/>
HUSBAND: WE got the teen maid pregnant and WE are the father! </p>
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<p><strong>Sources:</strong> <a href="http://www.pinoyfailblog.com/2013/10/100-best-pinoy-jokes-of-all-time-11-20.html">http://www.pinoyfailblog.com/2013/10/100-best-pinoy-jokes-of-all-time-11-20.html </a>
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