Nursery Rhyme Parody for Steemit by darthnava

humor · @darthnava · Nov 5 '16 (edited)

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Nursery Rhyme Parody for Steemit

<p><em>I think you'll need this nursery rhyme parody for Steemfest or some Steemit meeting...just something my naughty mind cooked up. Just do not sing this in front of the higher-ups.</em></p>
<p><img src="https://openclipart.org/image/2400px/svg_to_png/98605/whale.png" />
<center><a href="https://steemit.com/steemit/@will-zewe/whales-on-steemit-should-act-like-talent-agents">Image source</a></center></p>
<center><h2><center>Grow, grow, grow your Vote,<br/>Quickly with the Steem.<br/>Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,<br/>To be a Whale is just our Dream.<br/><br/><br/></h2></center>

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@getonthetrain · Nov 5 '16

:)

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@papa-pepper · Nov 6 '16

You nailed it on this one @darthnava.

# Nicely done!!

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@darthnava · Nov 6 '16

Thank you, @papa-pepper. I thought small jokes won't amount to something here in Steemit. I was surprised that some Whales upvoted this one.

👍 papa-pepper, darthnava

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@papa-pepper · Nov 6 '16

Yeah, they liked it, and with good reason.

I got a full-power one from "dantheman" earlier, which was excellent.

That has only happened to me a few times, so it was a nice surprise.

👍 darthnava

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@awgbibb · Nov 15 '16

Brilliant.

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