最近大家都很需要歡笑，所以我多寫一點看到的好笑的事... 今天看到兩則新聞，我覺得都很好笑。先看第一則： [連恐怖分子都怕新冠肺炎 ISIS籲聖戰士暫時別去歐洲恐攻](https://udn.com/news/story/6809/4416142) 這畫面真的很好笑，病毒肆虐全世界，連最不怕死的聖戰士都「工作暫停」，真是讓人哭笑不得... **暫時別去歐洲恐攻**，這這這.... 真的是很詭異的一句話呀~~~~ 第二則是台灣一則算是"趣味"性質的新聞？看看... [吐口水校長憂清譽毀了：單純想約摩鐵喝咖啡](https://news.ltn.com.tw/news/society/breakingnews/3100241) 我直接摘錄一些內容在這裡： >校長說，去年夏天，他理髮時認識30多歲的黃女，理了幾次頭髮，雙方熟悉了，彼此在LINE上聊天，黃女送他1支筆，他遂傳訊息給黃女，指雙方如有時間，可以喝咖啡聊天交朋友，黃女答覆「好啊！」，他又傳「找安靜的地方喝咖啡」，黃女也答覆「好喔」 >他再傳「妳會排斥到汽車旅館嗎？那兒隱密性較好」，黃女誤會了，答覆「你想到哪了？正常人會去的地方嗎？」、「我對你太失望了！」，他趕緊向黃女解釋，他沒有惡意，也不是心懷不軌，只是單純想找安靜地方，可以喝咖啡聊天，沒有其他企圖，也沒有要做什麼。 >校長向記者強調，他沒有「約砲」想法，至於為何連續4天行經黃女汽車旁，4度對汽車門吐口水？張校長說，他也不知道為何自己會有如此舉動，但是，吐口水跟邀請黃女到汽車旅館喝咖啡被拒絕，兩者無關 我一開始還以為他約人家喝咖啡喝拿鐵怎麼不行了，原來是上"摩鐵"喝咖啡啊~~~ 唉，凡是跟摩鐵有關，幾乎是沒有正常的事情啊~~~~ 這位校長真的是"涉世未深"啦，這麼隨便說這種話，擺明是要被抓包的嘛~~~~ 然後還硬扯吐人家車子口水純粹惡作劇？誰信哪？真是太搞笑了...  <sub>*pixabay*</sub> 這兩則新聞雖然都是蠻好笑的，但是.... 好笑是因為反差，反差卻來自於一些人間的不堪... 來自想透過殺人來彰顯價值的野蠻舉動，來自高舉教育這樣的旗幟卻做出截然相反的行為... 仔細想想，或許，其實，也沒那麼好笑了.... XD --> :~~~~
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哈哈，敢死队都怕了😂 !shop Posted using [Partiko Android](https://partiko.app/referral/hertz300)
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你好鸭，刘美女! @hertz300赠送1枚SHOP币给你！  目前你总共有： 41枚SHOP币 <p><sup>查看或者交易 <code>SHOP币</code> 请到 <a href="https://steem-engine.com/?p=market&t=SHOP">steem-engine.com</a>.</sup></p> 无聊吗？跟我猜拳吧！ **石头，剪刀，布～**
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| last_payout | 2020-03-23 09:37:57 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
| body_length | 285 |
| author_reputation | 65,900,527,192,856 |
| root_title | 好笑的新聞，但其實... |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |