Prohibition 3.0: It's Time to Get Safer! - A Plea to Humanity by derekareith

anarchism · @derekareith · Aug 21 '16

$10.23

Prohibition 3.0: It's Time to Get Safer! - A Plea to Humanity

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<p>Here in the United States, we tried to ban alcohol. &nbsp;We lost to a bunch of crazies and now hundreds of thousands die annually from alcohol. &nbsp;We upgraded the firmware with Prohibition 2.0 making multiple plants, mushrooms, and chemicals that exist naturally all around us completely illegal.</p>
<p>Due to these safety precautions, we have been able to <a href="https://steemit.com/anarchy/@dwinblood/stop-sending-our-jobs-over-seas-okay-we-ll-stop-how-about-the-prison-industrial-complex">safely remove millions of dangerous people consuming plants that we don't like</a>. &nbsp;But I look around and I see all sorts of things that we need to ban now! &nbsp;Do we want to be safe? &nbsp;Do we want our children to be safe!? &nbsp;Think of the children!!!</p>
<p>Here are my top five that simply can't wait!</p>
<h2>Bleach</h2>
<p><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Clorox_Bleach_products.jpg" width="512" height="366"/></p>
<p>This household cleaner gets the job done...if you're trying to kill someone! &nbsp;A few cap-fulls of this stuff in your Bleached White Russian will literally end your life. &nbsp;Fortunately, I was able to see a warning label. &nbsp;This kept me pretty safe...I guess. &nbsp;But what if I spoke one of the other hundreds of languages on this planet and maybe just assumed it was some flashy advertising for the drink enhancing product of my life? &nbsp;Why are we even risking it, people?!?!</p>
<h2>Chainsaws</h2>
<p><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Solo_Chainsaws_8828.jpg" width="2048" height="1536"/></p>
<p>Has anyone ever seen a horror movie before? &nbsp;Do I even need to describe the gore that these things are capable of? &nbsp;What the hell do we even use these things for anyways!? &nbsp;What is this the 1800's? &nbsp;Oh, let me just chop down a tree, because I need some wood. &nbsp;Wood?! &nbsp;We use plastic and metal now, and don't kill people for fun. &nbsp;Get it together!</p>
<h2>Sharks</h2>
<p><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Great_white_shark_south_africa.jpg" width="909" height="663"/></p>
<p>Speaking of horror movies, I saw JAWS again the other day. &nbsp;And let me tell you, I was terrified! &nbsp;How can we let these beasts of the seas continue to hunt us down? &nbsp;I know if I see a shark, I'm going to call a police officer to kill it, because if you "see something, say something"! &nbsp;But we can do more. &nbsp;I'm talking early extinction time! &nbsp;Think about it!</p>
<h2>Swimming</h2>
<p><img src="http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/10000/velka/man-swimming-in-pool-871278587620eIzC.jpg" width="1280" height="853"/></p>
<p>In a matter of fact? &nbsp;Why are WE even swimming around anyways? &nbsp;I know I don't want to drown. &nbsp;I say $200 fines for anyone caught swimming is about the right amount of safety. &nbsp;Of course, we'd also have to make bathtubs illegal, but who uses one of those anyways? &nbsp;You're only one slip away from the grim reaper greeting you in a pool of your final moment of misery. &nbsp;Oh, and don't even think about hot tubs. &nbsp;Increased heart rate after prolonged periods...hmmm, sounds like an impending heart attack! &nbsp;Great idea, you fool!</p>
<h2>Vehicles of Every Kind</h2>
<p><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Car_crash_1.jpg" width="2048" height="1536"/></p>
<p>You know what kills a lot more people than bleach, sharks, and everything else? &nbsp;And guess what? Practically everyone uses these things every day! &nbsp;I'm talking about cars, planes, and automatic death sentences. &nbsp;Ever heard of a plane crash? &nbsp;Yea, people die in those things all the time! &nbsp;Don't even get me started on trains! &nbsp;Can we just stop the insanity and walk a little more!! &nbsp;I mean children ride in those things. &nbsp;Children!!!</p>
<h2>Get serious about Prohibition 3.0 and let's hard fork away from freedom!</h2>
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<p>@derekareith</p>
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@infowarfare · Aug 21 '16

$0.03

I think we should prohibit prohibition and be done with it.

👍 derekareith, the-bitcoin-dood, damiancraymond, carloseclectic3d

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@derekareith · Aug 21 '16 (edited)

No way!  I say we start up prohibition 4.0 right now and prohibit you from prohibiting me from prohibiting you.  

I mean, you really need to start thinking about your safety!  Don't worry, there's plenty more things out there we WILL prohibit to keep you safe! I can't believe we haven't banned some of these things yet!!  Let's pass some laws people! XD

👍 the-bitcoin-dood, damiancraymond

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@mrwang · Aug 21 '16

$0.03

lmao, calling the cops on the shark, hilarious... "if you see something, say something" HAHAHA.. thanks for sharing your concerns.. after all this is #Murica
"Land of the FREE"

👍 derekareith, damiancraymond

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@mrwang · Aug 21 '16

$0.03

IF YOU BAN SHARKS... YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST responsible for Sharknado if and when THAT HAPPENS.. just saying

👍 derekareith, damiancraymond

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@derekareith · Aug 21 '16

$0.02

Nah man, we gotta stay safe!  Government simply hasn't done enough! XD

👍 mrwang, damiancraymond

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@alchemage · Aug 21 '16

$0.03

When can we ban banning?

👍 derekareith, mrainp

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@bitbutter · Aug 21 '16 (edited)

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Fantastic! Some of these bans _would_ make sense if we lived in a world in which unconditional human needs existed, and the goal of extending human life was assigned infinite value (we don't, and it isn't). I talked about this in my most recent post [There Are No Human Needs](https://steemit.com/anarchism/@bitbutter/there-are-no-human-needs).

👍 derekareith

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