Where have you come from by dk853311

jokes · @dk853311 · Sep 25 '18

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Where have you come from

![Logopit_1535514561057.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUfceyNpBFQ83faQxkemYuhowWCVrPvxFZS6Sse7Ci5yh/Logopit_1535514561057.jpg)By visiting the Saints brothel - I have to meet Rita!

A girl - she takes one thousand times a day.

Saints - No matter, I will give it.

Santa enjoys Rita and gives him a thousand rupees.

Enjoying again the next day gives him a thousand rupees.

On the third day, after having fun with Rita, he gives a thousand rupees, so when he starts to go, Rita says - You love me very well, did not have any value for money, where have you come from?

Saints-from, *******!

Rita- Oh, there's a girl of my grandfather still there.

Saints- "Yes, he had given me three thousand rupees, said that I should give you what I gave you.

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