Where for art Thou, My Love, My Lost, My Twinkie. by dunstuff

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Where for art Thou, My Love, My Lost, My Twinkie.
So... We were cleaning... 
and something was thrown... 
and I heard a familiar pop.
Like a chip packet .... 

or something.

More sweeping ensued.

I was determined.
It was around here somewhere...
I knew that sound...
A brownie had broken free.
I must rescue it.

On went the clean, secretly, the hunt was also afoot.

I wasn't alone.
Perhaps the other had heard, too?
Perhaps I weren't the first to decipher it? 

Perhaps he knew it also to be a familiar sound...
But it had not dawned on him yet.
The twinkie.
The clean.
What do?

Scouring.

Scanning. 
Tidying.
Cleaning.

Finally...
I had found her.
My poor twinkie.
Left out to the elements.

I picked it up. It seemed ok. 
There were no whimpers. 
No tears. 
The twinkie 
was safe.


To be sure, I removed the entire package.
And proceeded to consume, from the closed side out.
Perhaps there would be 'prizes'.

By this stage I no longer cared.

Get it in meee!!!!
ALAS... There were no prizes :(
And then, I resumed cleaning.

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@torico ·
omg. the silly bot voted this for me but i just wanted to let you know this make me laugh so hard! ty :)
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