So... We were cleaning... and something was thrown... and I heard a familiar pop. Like a chip packet .... or something. More sweeping ensued. I was determined. It was around here somewhere... I knew that sound... A brownie had broken free. I must rescue it. On went the clean, secretly, the hunt was also afoot. I wasn't alone. Perhaps the other had heard, too? Perhaps I weren't the first to decipher it? Perhaps he knew it also to be a familiar sound... But it had not dawned on him yet. The twinkie. The clean. What do? Scouring. Scanning. Tidying. Cleaning. Finally... I had found her. My poor twinkie. Left out to the elements. I picked it up. It seemed ok. There were no whimpers. No tears. The twinkie was safe. To be sure, I removed the entire package. And proceeded to consume, from the closed side out. Perhaps there would be 'prizes'. By this stage I no longer cared. Get it in meee!!!! ALAS... There were no prizes :( And then, I resumed cleaning. ![dunstuff-footer1.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTsz16giwp4tHzWUSMXXr4MfTpgti7N2dj6vgu97R4wHv/dunstuff-footer1.png)
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omg. the silly bot voted this for me but i just wanted to let you know this make me laugh so hard! ty :)
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