ShowerThoughts #4: Please Fix This by etherpunk

showerthoughts · @etherpunk · Oct 14 '18 (edited)

$26.70

ShowerThoughts #4: Please Fix This

I’m being forced to shower too much just to come up with these random posts man.

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$0.27

Do you have a whiteboard in the shower to note these down?

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No i just use an iPhone in the shower (don't try this at home!)

👍 steevc

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$0.09

Nothing can be fixed on Steem.

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Forever..

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Have you thought about sitting on the pot to come up with more ideas?

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