<center><strong>🚰 TESLA’S BIG CHINA PROBLEM </strong></center>
<center><strong>- CAPTAIN OBVIOUS – NEWS REPORTER & MORE 🚰</strong></center>
<center><h5><sub>Facebook’s seeking to “disrupt credit cards,” with its own cryptocurrency [scam.](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/05/report-facebook-looking-to-disrupt-credit-cards-with-cryptocurrency/)
Sources say it’ll be called *Suckercoin;* if you’re thinking of buying, get a mental exam.
It’ll be worth approximately as much, as a Zuck in prison with no chance of parole.
He should be jailed just for being a schmuck; he’s a grifter and also corrupted asshole.
His fall will be epic; as he scurries about, introducing this thing and cancelling that.
His failure as a human is more devastating; he was born a human, now he’s pure rat.
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<center><h5><sub>[Tesla](https://mashable.com/article/tesla-self-driving-trump-tariff/) has a new problem, but it’s a problem we’re glad they are having today.
It’s a tariff on Chinese self-driving tech; should enemy tech be on our roads anyway?
This technology would enable control, to drive a car off a cliff, to kill somebody’s foe.
Has this possibly happened already, but it’s kept secret so we’ll never know?
The imports of high-level technology from China, could each be a Trojan horse.
Creeps will do all they can to make use of it here, and we’ll be the victims, of course.
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<center><h5><sub>We think Captain Obvious now works for CNN, reporting what we already [know.](https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/03/business/plant-based-protein-revolution/index.html)
His first assignment – an article that tells us, the meatless Burger is popular, so
He does a very fine job with the headline, declaring a ”meatless burger revolution,”
And also that it’s “just getting started;” information for which we’ve had resolution.
It’s “growing more rapidly than most… anticipated” - most didn’t anticipate at all.
It’s a story on how a fad begins, with obvious information, most of which, we recall.
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<center><h5><sub>A “singer who hit it big on YouTube,” has been sentenced to 10 years in [prison.](https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-austin-jones-child-pornography-sentencing-20190503-story.html)
He was convicted for child pornography; he’ll now be under prison staff supervision.
It appears even YouTube celebrities, have this sickening attraction to unwary minors,
They’re likely all shocked at this lockup, as justice usually pampers celebrity whiners,
Letting them off for every crime we can think of; we hope it’s a sign that that’s over.
If inmates give him some jailhouse justice – we wouldn’t want to see what’s leftover.
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