# Daily jokes #12 - Police <br>  There are three candidates in a competition for admission to the Ministry of Interior. One of them is our man, the second is known and the third is completely unknown. The Commission asks the first candidate. "Is the first atomic bomb over Japan thrown?" No answer! - Think again! Answer - no! "Think again! Answer - no! Commission's conclusion - dull, but stubborn! He becomes an employee. He is the second candidate. "Is the first atomic bomb over Japan thrown?" - Yes! - says the candidate. "And over which cities?" - Above Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Commission conclusion: "He knows, but to check where it comes from, and we'll think if he should be appointed. He is the third candidate. "Is the first atomic bomb over Japan thrown?" - Yes of course! - the applicant is responsible. "And over which cities?" - Above Hiroshima and Nagasaki. - the applicant is responsible. "How many are the victims?" - 345 568. - the applicant is responsible. "And can you list them?" - I can not do that. Commission decision - does not know, we can not appoint him. ### Have a fun day :D picture from https://pixabay.com
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