The devil-spawned deja vu burger by galenkp

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· @galenkp ·
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The devil-spawned deja vu burger
Have you ever had déjà vu? You know, the feeling you've lived through your present situation before? Well, *I have* a few times, the most recent of which was whilst visiting the Art Gallery of South Australia.

There I was, wandering the halls filled with amazing works: Paintings, sculpture, ceramics, film and various other media. I was on an on an art-induced high when my brain began to ~~smoke~~ tick-over with thought...Hmm, I had lived this moment before. It was puzzling and frustrating because I couldn't quite recall when or where...It was almost as if the more I tried to recall, the more elusive the truth of it became; A little like trying to capture smoke in one's hand.

I'd stopped in front of the artwork you see pictured and was about to give up my musings when *boom*, it hit me like a thunderclap! I *know* where I've lived this before...*McDonalds!*

https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/galenkp/YZKhGUHH-P1130004.jpeg

Ah yes, that's *it...* That lamentable moment in my life where I was left with no time to source anything other than the slop that McDonalds serve its willing ~~victims~~ patrons. 

For a moment I stood and pondered this artwork...I tilted my head this way, then that, squinted a little, did *googly eyes* at it and generally weighed and measured trying to determine what looked worse...This painting or the *"burger"* ~~McDonalds~~ SlopDonalds had served me on that fateful day. Of course, the question was moot; *Of course* the SlopDonalds burger was worse; Infinitely worse in fact. Brobdingnagianly worse.

Of course, I'm not suggesting that this artwork is slop. No, not for an instant - But the food at McDonalds...Hmm. For those of you wondering, it hangs near the cafe in the lower public area, right between the cafe and the gift shop.

It is painted by a Sydney-born artist by the name of Ben Quilty and I suspect his inspiration came from a similar ~~horror visit~~ disappointing visit to McDonalds like my own where he's been served up *"food"* that looked like someone had birthed it from their anus, gathered it together, patted it into shape and packaged it in a box. I couldn't bring myself to recreate it personally, however old-mate Ben Quilty has, quite clearly, much greater fortitude for re-living traumatic moments than I have.

He has expertly captured the haphazard-anus-birthed construction of the McDonalds burger with an expert eye and I found myself almost tasting the horrendous devil-anus-spawned *"food"* even as I looked at it from afar with squinty eyes. He's replicated the way the *special sauce* oozes from within the hell-spawned *"food"* like puss indolently oozing from a massive back pimple and the way he has depicted the soggy lettuce and other unidentified ingredients of McDonalds *"food"*...Simply inspired Ben!

I stood, shuddering slightly, as my mind reeled through my own recent *real-life experience* with a McDonalds burger and whilst I was repulsed that emotion seemed evenly balanced with a degree of irony as I knew my horror-visit was indeed self inflicted.

I believe now that I was *meant* to happen across Ben Quilty's work and the resulting déjà vu...Almost like my noggin felt the need to teach my ever-adventurous and wilfully-mischievous stomach a much-needed lesson about making those decisions to consume ass-ejected-pig-slop MacDonalds *"food"*. I rarely go there, McDonalds I mean, however I feel this life-lesson is one that may very-well preclude me from ever going again. Thanks Ben Quilty, I appreciate it.

If you're keen to read the original SlopDonalds post you can ***<a href="https://steemit.com/food/@galenkp/slopdonalds">here</a>***.
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@skramatters ·
Brobdingnagianly is this an ozzy thing lol ? I am current on ozzy man reviews and his slang episodes but haven’t come across this and I almost spat out my stubby as I read your post about anus meat sammiches haha. 

Well, I had a breakdown the other night and found myself at Burger King taking my first bite and getting a text to join my friend who happens to be a steemian for actual food and I lamented that i had already blown it big time. It wasn’t a proud moment but that flame grilled ass meat is arguably better than mcdeez, maybe not. 

Whatever. I can’t be a foody everyday or an art critic ever so I’m having deja vu admitting I don’t hold myself to lofty standards 😆 

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@galenkp · (edited)
Brobdingnagian: Means massive. It's a word from the dictionary, not Aussie slang.

I have to agree...BK (it's called Hungry Jacks here) is way better than Maccas. (McDonalds). It's all ass-extruded but the asses must be better at BK/HJ than McD. :)


Edit: Aussie Man Reviews are pretty funny.
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@skramatters ·
Well I’ll be dipped in shit, that’s a word ofthe day indeed..  It’s quite rare I run across an English word I don’t know as I’m a bit of a sesquipedalian. Learn something new everyday eh! 

Maccas is intolerable UNLESS I’m too hungover to care if I make to the next day lol...

So good to know I’ve got a new word to describe my prick 🤪

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@goat-girlz ·
Brobdingnagian is from Gulliver's Travels. I didn't know it had made its way to the dictionary!
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@ryivhnn ·
Be funny if it was actually a painting of some gourmet burger or a home concoction they whipped up one day 🤣

But if it puts you off eating Macca’s it’s a job well done 😝

Now I wish my daughter would be put off eating it 😖

<div class="pull-right">https://technonaturalist.net/sites/default/files/styles/sensible_display/public/art/2019/09/heartfyn_0.png?itok=QHDoN0HE</div>

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@galenkp ·
It’s some *evil* shit, the old Maccas! So many keep going back though. Regularly too. Get her onto Nordburger - Much better. 

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@goat-girlz ·
Horror food deja vu! That's hilarious! You might have to be treated for PTSD after suffering through the McDonald's experience.
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@galenkp ·
I think you're right. Give me a Nordburger anytime.

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@ksteem ·
It's a glitch in the Matrix. Eat the blue burger.
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@galenkp ·
Haha, yeah right? Unplug me.

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@steemitboard ·
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@deep4 ·
Nice penting hard

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@krazzytrukker ·
Something addictive in those fries tho...... Either that or the subliminals playing thru the piped in elevator music....?

Lets ask Ronald........ The Clown

DDG.com meme image search for McClown World

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@galenkp ·
I don't like clowns, not even Ronald McDonald! 😁

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