Ever since getting off of FB I like to think that I waste far less time on mindless BS on the internet. Now when I waste time because I am standing in line or something like that I look at 9-gag's "Funny" section and honestly, I think I learn more there than I ever did from FB and I certainly laugh a lot more. Here are some of the meme's that gave me a chuckle this week. <center> ![169827494_1332404913819693_2318680996952323133_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRwv739RTtvhV8Yf9rfZmoNZM89WkJmpFmZfMSFWovWZo/169827494_1332404913819693_2318680996952323133_n.jpg)</center> I've got a bit of a reputation for being able to seriously hold my booze. I might get a little bit louder and run off at the mouth but I am never violent, I am never emotional, and I never put myself or anyone else at risk. I am the perfect drunk. But there have been more than one occasion where I have thrown up, normally because of a shot that I did not want but someone ordered for me anyway, then manned up and kept right on drinking. It takes more than a little purge to stop me. <center> ![162754154_463239298329298_2846162439066640605_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTodUmCukB7quiLvigE14PAy1UT78AX1cb421pNNffoQM/162754154_463239298329298_2846162439066640605_n.jpg) </center> I saw something similar to this recently and thought it seemed weird and also I am a bit of a math nerd too. I'm sure you get the reference if you are at least a little bit good at math. If not, I'll explain it to you in the comments. <center> ![151744154_424497758783267_2165874462914046746_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUKDSDGJyaDUiYdozQ7ASHeQq2dNsQYt1TY9H6ktWqStq/151744154_424497758783267_2165874462914046746_n.jpg) </center> As a single guy, I dabble with Tinder on occasion. I wouldn't say that my half-assed search (I match with tons of girls but rarely even talk to them) has been terribly fruitful and I have only ever actually met a handful of the women that I matched with over the years. Perhaps I need to change up my profile and do something like this guy. <center> ![165373255_136829048365306_6538784739578570158_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWqjQU8Z86LFBBPPwG2DQDyZj669hD32TM9stKtVoRmd3/165373255_136829048365306_6538784739578570158_n.jpg) </center> I don't care what your politics are, that shit was funny and there are a ton of memes about it on 9gag and elsewhere and rightfully so. They did it to Trump as well so don't anyone get their panties in a bunch over this. <center> ![160523350_489958762378542_4016393503373024810_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmf3nJQdh21KNGj6Q5t3ocfHkpUrDZgWSVB3GUfeTAZ2pk/160523350_489958762378542_4016393503373024810_n.jpg) </center> Every now and then someone out there makes a helpful and easy to use chart like this one for any aspiring zoologists out there. There's a lot of similarities between horses and crocodiles that I was completely unaware of! <center> ![161817462_197881068366946_3048268572088390237_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbAnyr3BFMXT2gBoyWUxv4mFp1jHdBv4dEHQ5ou6TcEwq/161817462_197881068366946_3048268572088390237_n.jpg)</center> The helpful and intelligent people over at 9gag don't stop at just providing helpful information about animals but also entire countries. I learned a lot about Russia thanks to this one. <center> ![153718157_1723395211174100_8504573875983083256_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbHaWmt56kGRjcQpTC3zm3dokNrR5WEJFU7j8PYZacGtU/153718157_1723395211174100_8504573875983083256_n.jpg)</center> Last but not least there is this one and I realize that it technically is not a meme but rather a screencap of a very clever post someone made somewhere, probably 4chan. At least I hope it isn't real, I can imagine getting that worked up over something so trivial but you never know! Ok, one more and I actually use this ever since seeing it and so can you <center> ![160206241_275385114117752_4245250392896441503_n.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVGfgtfMc7sW3E734zdkaAiNKZkC7MkcZmDfMcytS1GZZ/160206241_275385114117752_4245250392896441503_n.jpg) </center> That'll do me this week. I hope you enjoyed em!
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calm down Pythagoras 🤣
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The final meme might actually turn out to be a quite useful piece of advice!! :)
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i have already started to incorporate it into my own life!
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Your This quote " I am never emotional, and I never put myself or anyone else at risk. I am the perfect drunk" Really I like this. <3
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