Akpors lost his cheque booklet and went to the bank two days after to report it. Mr Akpors (angrily): Shit!!! I lost my cheque book Bank manager: Calm down Mr Akpors, We don't allow such vulgar words in the bank premises and I warned you to be careful with your cheque book Mr Akpors, because anyone can forge your signature. Mr Akpors: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature! Bank Manager: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
| post_id | 49,333,967 |
|---|---|
| author | gsf1 |
| permlink | the-best-way-to-avoid-your-signature-not-be-forge |
| category | funny |
| json_metadata | "{"tags": ["funny", "steem", "blog", "life", "ghsf"], "app": "steemit/0.1", "format": "markdown"}" |
| created | 2018-05-19 18:36:06 |
| last_update | 2018-05-19 18:36:06 |
| depth | 0 |
| children | 1 |
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| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
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| ravenrillay | 0 | 58,068,119 | 9.09% | ||
| jim-borasso-band | 0 | 58,246,635 | 9.09% | ||
| benjy87 | 0 | 82,131,460 | 9.09% | ||
| belgarath | 0 | 2,910,316,301 | 9.09% | ||
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| derkon | 0 | 1,943,707,548 | 9.09% | ||
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| amanda46536 | 0 | 55,743,049 | 9.09% | ||
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| chucknasty | 0 | 55,061,962 | 9.09% | ||
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| bjjworldtraveler | 0 | 1,852,474,127 | 9.09% | ||
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| cryptoclick | 0 | 1,308,484,784 | 9.09% | ||
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| jimmyjemsx | 0 | 55,048,350 | 9.09% | ||
| genya.kharitonov | 0 | 58,068,119 | 9.09% | ||
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| steemgh | 0 | 5,087,123,558 | 100% | ||
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| merleeyq | 0 | 58,230,216 | 9.09% | ||
| gsf1 | 0 | 518,831,838 | 100% | ||
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| gnoori | 0 | 58,072,091 | 9.09% |
Vote exchange site https://mysteemup.club
| post_id | 49,334,008 |
|---|---|
| author | rotjaeley |
| permlink | re-gsf1-the-best-way-to-avoid-your-signature-not-be-forge-20180519t183627683z |
| category | funny |
| json_metadata | "{"tags": ["funny"], "app": "steemit/0.1", "links": ["https://mysteemup.club"]}" |
| created | 2018-05-19 18:36:30 |
| last_update | 2018-05-19 18:36:30 |
| depth | 1 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 0 |
| last_payout | 2018-05-26 18:36:30 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
| body_length | 41 |
| author_reputation | -882,176,644,185 |
| root_title | "The Best Way To Avoid Your Signature Not Be Forge." |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |