One thing NOT to say to a police officer when he pulls over your buddy for speeding. by hanshotfirst

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· @hanshotfirst ·
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One thing NOT to say to a police officer when he pulls over your buddy for speeding.
When I was younger, I was kind of an... idiot. When I look back at my teenage years, I shake my head and wonder in amazement how I could possibly be a (somewhat) functioning member of society today.

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*If McLovin were real, do you think he'd be a contributing member of society? I do!*</center><br>

One strategy that helped me to survive all of the incredibly stupid things I had done was to consistently stick to one basic guideline. I constantly told myself, "Don't do anything that can't be undone." Although this left a *significant* amount of room to still do foolish things, at least I had some type of limit. 

One thing that that I knew "can't be undone" would be going to jail. Don't get me wrong, I am no criminal. But I did do quite a few things that might qualify as "disturbing the peace" (at the very least).

<br><center>https://media.tenor.com/images/c69888d2098605113d35f34d1b27314f/tenor.gif</center><br>

Whenever my friends and I were acting like complete idiots, and the police needed to get involved (in a very minor way) I became the official spokesman for the group. Perhaps because of my mantra of "don't do anything that can't be undone", I developed the uncanny ability to immediately snap into "respectful and logical mode" when it came time for an officer of the law to stop us from "disturbing the peace"... or whatever other nonsense we were up to.

I could usually talk our group out of any pickle we found ourselves in (we weren't doing anything *that* bad anyway).

Unfortunately, there were a few occasions where one of my "genius" friends decided to usurp my role as official spokesman. 

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*Maybe I wasn't as good as McLovin... but I was miles ahead of my goofball friends.*</center><br>

Here's an example...

When I was 16, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. On the previous occasion, I went into "respectful and logical mode" and was able to talk my way out of the ticket (which I deserved). However, on this occasion, my buddy Ed thought it would brilliant if he played 16 year old lawyer from the passenger seat of my car. 

As the officer approached my mom's car, I kept my hands at 10:00 and 2:00 on the wheel. When he arrived at my window, I smiled politely and said, "Good evening officer. What can I do..."

Ed cut me off. 

My pal shouted, "We'd like to see the radar buddy!"

What? No we wouldn't. I was definitely speeding. I don't need confirmation of that! 

As the words hung in the air, the police officer's expression changed. For some reason, he didn't like being yelled at by a 16 year old kid in the passenger seat of a car he just caught speeding.

<br><center>https://rockymountainradar.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/blog-police-radar-gun-how-do-speed-detectors-work-1200x628.jpg
*My friend clearly had no idea.*</center><br>

The officer politely obliged and showed that I was indeed traveling 13 mph over the speed limit of 55 mph. 

I thanked the officer and handed him my license. As the officer's expression softened,  I thought I might still have a chance to talk my way out of this one. 

Wrong!

Ed decided he was not done pleading my case (or more accurately begging for me to get a ticket).

Ed *shouted* (why the heck was he yelling?), "Yeah. Well that doesn't mean anything. These things don't work. They clocked a tree doing 70 mph once."

The officer squinted a little, cocked his head, looked at Ed inquisitively and said, "That was in Florida". 

Still not convinced that he had assured that I would end up paying a $125 fine (that I didn't have) Ed responded, "Are trees faster in Florida?"

He did have a point... and I was pretty certain that now I had a ticket.

<br><center>http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2075954/images/o-SPEEDING-TICKET-facebook.jpg
*Let's see. This is a $1 fine for speeding and a $124 fine for transporting a jackass in the passenger seat.*</center><br>

Nothing else needed to be said. The police officer politely smiled, wrote the ticket, handed it to me and said, "Have a great night. Drive carefully... and look out for those 70 mph trees."

Lesson learned. If you would like to ensure that your buddy gets a ticket, be a smart ass to the police officer. 


So I got a $125 fine and the officer got a funny story to tell his buddies.

Thanks Ed!

# "Are trees faster in Florida?" 

# Jackass!
<br>Now it is your turn.

# What is the stupidest thing you or a friend has ever said to a police officer?
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@bearbear613 · (edited)
My good friend is a cop. He actually told me if you have been out drinking; don't  say you had any drinks!
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@hanshotfirst ·
That is good advice. Taking an Uber also works lol.
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@bearbear613 ·
haha yah.. it wasn't to promote drinking and driving. It was telling me whenever they pull you over they will ask and he said just say no. Saves you from a breathalyzer test. This is if you have one or two drink within a couple of hours. Wasn't in the context of how to get away with drinking and driving!
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@princeofcats ·
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It sounds stupid, but it was the truth when I told the cop that my non stock tires probably made my speedometer off and that I was really going the speed limit.  It was in hindsight that I thought, why the hell is everyone going so slow?
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL!!!! Everyone was just enjoying the scenery.
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@sethlinson · (edited)
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I'm not a fan of cops, or laws, or government... But I know not to be a dumbass jerk toward those who have power over me! Lol

Followed.
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@hanshotfirst ·
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Unfortunately I tend to hang out with a lot of dumbasses... but they say the same about me.
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@sidwrites ·
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LOL!

I need more dumbasses in my life.

I kinda like ED! :P
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@firstamendment ·
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The time to do that is in motions, especially if you are pro se and thus not accountable to the bar.  No can troll incompetent judges as badly as I can, and the police don't like what I say about them either.  Litigators privilege.
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@hanshotfirst ·
Ahh took me a while to figure out where you were going. It seems that you get to be on the other end of this. I bet you have fun with that!
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@baah ·
It doesn't even need to go to court if you know how to setup and establish your stance/standing and question theirs over you, but yes, there are many ways to troll them
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@baah ·
You mean lick their boots.
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@sethlinson ·
I don't want to lick any boots, but I'd rather not pay fines or get arrested.
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@casparleuzinger ·
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haha good one! i once told an police officer to chill and smoke a joint with me. then he got mad and took it to smoke one on his own. such an egoist.
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL. Not cool bro.
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@casparleuzinger ·
haha
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@aaronli ·
$1.04
Yes. One time I and my friends went drinking outside, and my friend got drunk.

After a while, two police came and saw my friend, then they said to me "hey, he seems drink two glasses more." (two glasses more is a kind of slangs in chinese, meaning got drunk)

Then my friend shouted to the police "Not two glasses more, is three glasses more!"

I took my friend to home as quick as possible lol
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL. You are a good friend! And thank you for the lesson in Chinese slang. That is awesome!
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@charles1 ·
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Lol, good post indeed. We all should respect police officers who risk their lives so that we will sleep at night. Even though there are some bad eggs, majority of them are great people doing a very good job. Unfortunately, some people think that it is cool to disrespect police officers when on alcohol or drug influence...lets do the right thing. Good post.
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@hanshotfirst ·
My motto is to respect everyone.
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@baah ·
$1.03
even someone that disrespects you, or worse.
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@charles1 ·
Good point, however the person has to respect you too
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@baah ·
Fuck cops, there's nothing to respect about cops, they are aggressors all the time, they steal and call it asset forfeiture, and enforce the rule of law without the consent of the govern, that is after they brutalize minorities, protect pedophiles, and whoever may be "behind the corrupt blue line", are the product of slave patrols, which they mimic both in function and ends, they simply are "evil".
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@charles1 ·
Good point @baah but life will be even worse if there are no cops protecting our streets.
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@elementm ·
$1.04
Did he at least help you pay for the ticket?
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@ericarthurblair ·
I would be beating his ass until his wallet appeared. Repeat if necessary.
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL. I honestly don't remember. I should go find him!!!
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@elementm ·
Charge interest! The beating is optional.
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@karenb54 ·
$1.04
Oh you naughty boy lol we all did things we are not proud of but years later we tell the story and laugh lol. I remember one weekend I went out drinking with my mates, had a little to much spotted this gorgeous looking policeman with the most peachy bottom, well I couldn't resist both hands full before I could stop myself, thankfully he could take a bit of fun lol
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL! That is bold!!!!
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@karenb54 ·
The drink was bold lol
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@lucky.digger ·
Do you want to buy cigarettes? I was promptly arrested.
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@weq ·
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I've only been pulled over twice-many years ago- in my entire life, but I was never given a ticket.  I must have said something right.
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@hanshotfirst ·
Well done! Never hurts to be nice.
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@runridefly ·
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@hanshotfirst, I can totally relate.  I had two friends like this.   Both boy came from very wealthy families, so I always thought that they thought they had the privilege to be jackasses like Ed.

Enjoy your weekend and Steem On!
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL. Ed was lower middle class like me. Just had a big mouth. A VERY big mouth.
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@aishwarya ·
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Hahahaha That was hilarious ;)
One of my friend had done something similar ( acting smart )  but the cops did't have any sense of humor though. Did get us in a little bit of trouble but got out of it anyway!
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@hanshotfirst ·
I'm glad you were able to get out of it!
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@aishwarya ·
heheh yes! being polite helped
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@hebro ·
$1.03
I have myself an entire history with the police!
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@hanshotfirst ·
$0.08
better keep it off the blockchain lol.
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@rootsoflife ·
$1.04
I have had similar close run ins with the law when i was younger. In my hometown all the kids play there own version of Man hunt or tag or hide and seek tag or whatever you would prefer it to be called. Well we had to step the game up so we made the entire town part of the game making the park in the middle of town the goal, This game quickly drew the attention of the town and the police leaving it a "banned" game and having those caught taken to jail. one night as all of us were rounding up in our cars after a late night we drove to pickup the last group of friends. unknowingly we park right next to an undercover cop sitting right in the park. So the problem with this was that everyone was told to hop in the black car when we came around, I am sure you can guess what happens. 3 of our crew found us no problem leaving 1 person to hop into the car that belonged to the undercover cop. At first it started out as a laugh but quickly turned into a barrage of questions from the officer. Instead of just keeping calm everyone was trying to come up with a good excuse as to why we were out at 2 am in the middle of city park. Well that didn't go as planned as my friend in the car decided to just fess up as to what we were doing instead of just keeping cool landing us all in jail for the evening and a couple of warnings for breaking curfew. needless to say if you plan on breaking the law in any way shape or form, have a plan with your friends so everyone isn't stumbling over each others words.
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@hanshotfirst ·
This is a great story. Sounds like harmless fun. I bet that friend who jumped in the wrong car has told that story quite a few times!
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@rootsoflife ·
Most certainly it has been told quite a few times and though it was surely harmless fun it created a lot of issues jumping the fences of unsuspecting residents.:P
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@bryanlai98 ·
Well ,my friend got caught drunk driving last week, it was around 3.00 am . The cop pulled him over and actually asked for bribes ( common in Malaysia ). The police asked for RM100 which is equivalent to around USD20? He gave the office RM5= USD1.2  in coins , he got arrested lol
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@mcekworo ·
''The Police is your friend!''...... It is in our hands.
great message @hanshotfirst
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@the-ego-is-you ·
$1.14
So American... In Sweden the cops likely wouldn't have cared =)
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@hanshotfirst ·
$0.10
Wouldn't have cared about the tree doing 70 MPH or they won't let you talk your way out of anything?
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@the-ego-is-you · (edited)
No just the officer fining you/extra because he was taking offense at a joke, is what I meant... but maybe it wasn't supposed to be one :p
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@baah ·
$0.10
Probably whey Ghost Rider filmed that stuff up there :D
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@the-ego-is-you ·
heh yeah :p
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@cecirod1218 ·
$1.03
Lol that was great! It was funny I enjoyed it.. I always got out of not getting a ticket... Women!
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@hanshotfirst ·
Thanks!
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@steem-god ·
$1.04
once i was riding a bike and 2 friends sat behind me. i was caught by d officer and he fined me. i had to argue a lot and still ended up paying the fine because he was not ready to listen :(
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@hanshotfirst ·
Yeah some times you don't even get a chance to plead your case.
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@steem-god ·
yes, the policeman was very arrogant :(
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@swolesome ·
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It wasn't a friend. But still shockingly stupid. 
A few years ago I was changing into the turn lane before a stoplight in my town. Turned my blinker on. Then I felt a thud. What the heck? 
The other driver and I moved through the light and into the nearest parking spaces. A small fifty year old woman came out of the vehicle hysterical. I don't remember what she said I just remember profusely apologizing. As she simmered down we talked about what we saw. In the States we have these yellow areas around traffic lights and road ways with diagonal lines going through them. They mean don't pass here. I curled around that spot and went into the lane. 
This lady plowed through that area to get into the turn lane and I clipped her. 
Officer came and asked us what happened. He went to his car did the report and came back to tell us his verdict. Basically she illegally passed through a no passing zone. The moment he said that she flipped out. "But there was no one there, it was empty!" 
We both kinda looked at her and back at each other. She was demanding his badge number and how I messed up. Blah blah. 
I'll never forgot what the officer said. "Ma'am if you followed the rules you wouldn't have had an accident today." 
I nearly choked on my tounge. But yea, I don't know about our trees. But our drivers can be a little slow in Florida.
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@hanshotfirst · (edited)
"But yea, I don't know about our trees. But our drivers can be a little slow in Florida."

Well played! Excellent punch line!!!!
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@swolesome ·
I put a lot of effort into it haha thanks for noticing c:
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@alex.fitpreneur ·
$1.03
Haha...very good :D ... changed my mood !!
Thank you !!
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@hanshotfirst ·
Thanks! Glad I could give you a smile.
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@aaronmda ·
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an idiot teenager, wow you don't see that everyday....oh wait..

![chuck approves.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTqgRVdu7kmx31HGoBQjvDuYvbwumBURWuHMUa7Rgz1sk/chuck%20approves.jpg)
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL! Yes it is a very redundant phrase!!!
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@trafalgar ·
$6.95
lol that's a nice line
I might be able to top it
I was maybe the same age as you in the story and was just walking home in a shadey neighborhood when a cop car pulled over besides me to ask me a few questions (they're allowed to over here). He was the most overweight cop I've seen in my life til this day.

I didn't want to be questioned, so I started to answer back
*What's your name?* What's it to you? You wouldn't be able to pronounce it yet
*How old are you?* I'm not legal yet you pervert
*Don't make me come out to arrest you now kid!* Why not? I've always wanted to see a cop get out of both sides of his car simultaneously 

I outran him lol, but I don't recommend doing this
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@hanshotfirst ·
$2.34
Dude you have *always* been a nut. That is pretty damn witty for a 16 year old. Well played!
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@soldier ·
$2.31
What a story :P
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@kumailkhan ·
hillarious :D
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@sirknight · (edited)
$2.20
Smart arse kid. lol Teaches the copper for eating too many donuts though.  SK.
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@stillwater ·
Hahaha!  The good ole' days... memories.  I don't know how old you are but I was a teen in the 80's and times were different than they are now.  Now a days' you can't even fight at school with out being in a shit load o' trouble.  I remember having to go get the paddle from the principal in middle school take it to the teacher and get paddled in front of the class.  Then take it back to the principal and talk with him.  No call to the parents, nothing.  Hell, I remember leaving one party in High school and driving to another, not in the best condition I might add, and thinking that the crown vic next to me was my buddy Geoff.  Well, it wasn't.  It was, yes you guessed it, the friendly neighborhood officer.  Racing this cop, I thought was my friend, I flicked my cigarette butt out the window hitting his windshield and sparks went everywhere.  I was laughing at the shot while doing my arm like a bird flying out the window when I Immediately noticed blue lights were behind me.  I found myself talking to this man and then another.  Eventually, being polite as I could be, and explaining the situation they took me home with no arrest or ticket.  The golden days when cops did protect and serve.  Funny thing was when I went to get my car the next day I had pulled over onto the sidewalk completely off the road!  I miss those days.  Hell, Can you even spit on the side walk these days without getting into trouble?  IDK............. I Digress........
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@evolved08gsr ·
$1.03
This is amazing!
I've always tried the respectful route, but it nearly always failed. So I went to court and fought my tickets proudly -- or got a lower sentence because they plead EVERYTHING down if you actually show up to your court date :)
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@hanshotfirst ·
Oh yeah i forgot those days of going to court and getting "supervision".
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@ikmar ·
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@myroadtours ·
$1.03
Haha, this is like a mirror image of me and some of my friends lol The good ole days!
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@hanshotfirst ·
I do miss being a teenager... sometimes. Then I realize I *never* want to go back! LOL
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@kubbyelizabeth ·
$1.11
>... and look out for those 70 mph trees."

Explains the crazy Floridian drivers.
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@hanshotfirst ·
LOL! 

Somehow those trees affect drivers in the midwest as well lol.
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@bigbear ·
$1.02
See why parents get worried if their kids leave home.
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@hanshotfirst ·
I know my parents should have been.
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@simonjay ·
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This kind of reminds me of work @hanshotfirst normally I will do that talking and prove we was right but often when a colleague talks he gets us into trouble, I was thinking if you only keep quiet we would of been ok!
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@hanshotfirst ·
yes! I understand completely. Some people just can't stay out of their won way. ;)
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![Image of speed](https://i.imgflip.com/1x9c9.jpg)
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@hanshotfirst ·
yeah that would definitely get you into some trouble.
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@livethedream0208 ·
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always used to talk my way into getting lifted off them, normally on nights out or at the footie when had a drink in me so always felt that bit braver when tanked up on buckfast tonic....stuffs mental, scottish youngsters favourite tipple, no touched bucky in years and no been charged in years lol good post enjoyed reading will start to follow....@livethedream0208
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@hanshotfirst ·
Glad you have managed to not be charged in years! Thanks for commenting, I like the way you write.
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@livethedream0208 ·
Thanks, for some reason i write with my scottish accent but glad you enjoy
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@tungie ·
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Actually the only time I was pulled over by the police was one the first day I got my driving license a long time ago because I did not turn on all car lights of my parent's car at night. I got out my car and was bit suprised to see two police babes coming out of the car, a blond and brunette and asked me to blow the pipe for the alcohol test... Guess I was bit too surprised but all my friends were hilarious when they heard the story. Oh and they were really friendly because they probably noted on the license that I was a complete rookie :-)
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@hanshotfirst ·
$0.05
That is a great "welcome" to the driving world!
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@tungie ·
Indeed. Too bad they did not took me out for a beer and a ride :)
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@enomujjass ·
thank you for good posting ~
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@elderfinancial ·
$4.44
Sounds like Ed needed a swift kick in the mouth! Lol... I had very similar expierences as a youth talking my way out of tickets. Honesty is your best policy. I thought I was just lucky for a while until I got a bit older and realized how ignorant people are who try and argue (which will never avail to anything). Be nice to cops, it pays, literally!
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@hanshotfirst ·
$0.23
LOL I'm sure I paid back Ed with my stupidity when there were no police around. I bet I cost him a girl or two. we were good buddies... but we were stupid 16 year olds. LOL

I should call him...
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@elderfinancial ·
Sounds like a most excellent idea!
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@karensuestudios ·
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I have a funny story about my friend who went to jail for a night. It was their bachelorette party and her goal was to end up in jail. (haha my friends are strange)... anyways... they didn't want to do anything that would actually stay on their record, so they peed on the cop car and the cop took them in jail. The whole time in the car they kept asking if they could have the sirens on to get the full experience! ahaha The things people dream up when visiting Vegas.
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@hanshotfirst ·
Well she scratched the off the bucket list. Its a bachelorette party.. go big or go home!
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@jeff001 ·
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Did you make Ed pay the fine?
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@hanshotfirst ·
Not the whole thing that is for sure. I can;t remember if we split it. i should call him. What is the interest on $62.50 over 30 years?
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@jeff001 ·
Depends on the interest rate, a rough approximation is the rule of 72. Which is divide 72 by the interest rate and that is how long it takes to double your money.

 E.g. 10% interest rate, means you double your money every 7.2 years.
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@jondahl ·
Good post and interesting to read ....
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@miniature-tiger ·
A friend and I got picked up by a patrol car as we were walking down the coast road in Northern California (it was a bear avoidance measure). The officer was really nice about it (we were tourists from the UK and I'm still not sure if we were actually "jaywalking" or if he was just doing us a good turn).  Anyway, as we came out of the redwoods he advised us to look out the window as sometimes you can see Wales. To which I responded "surely Wales is on the other side of the country?". Not my proudest moment.
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@freebornangel ·
$1.17
Wow, do you still hang out with that dude?

Here, @marcstevens, maybe next time my friend can get you out of it.
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@hanshotfirst ·
$0.44
He moved to a different state.. but I still would. I did some stupid things to cause him problems as well. We were good buddies... and really dumb teenagers lol.
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@freebornangel ·
Live, and learn.
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@dreemit · (edited)
$1.01
This is not exactly what you're looking for, but you would not believe how many tickets I got out of by claiming cramps, ha!  I learned early, when in doubt put hands on stomach and groan with a look of pure misery and pain.  Then make sure to say they just started getting bad and I was almost home.  For some reason the mention of Aunt Flo seemed to frighten many male cops or at the very least make them uncomfortable...
lol!
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@hanshotfirst ·
Whisper "My monthly visitor just arrived". 

Police officer, "Move along".

Brilliant!

Something tells me the reward isn't quite worth all the rest that goes with it.
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@soldier ·
$1.01
<em>So I got a $125 fine and the officer got a funny story to tell his buddies</em>

nice end :P
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@hanshotfirst ·
Thanks! I wanted to end on a smile at least.
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@dillonford ·
$1.02
Idk why I actually laughed out loud when reading the "Are tree's faster in Florida." lol
 
My brother was always the exact same way.....I have no stories (that I remember), but it did get to the point where I started getting random tickets just for having a smart ass brother. haha

 I actually applied for a separate position at the local police department and had my application thrown away because they thought I was him.

Then a week later the sheriff came into my work and apologized lol
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@hanshotfirst ·
that is great! Did you blame everything on him at home too? I bet ou could get away with anything... "brother did it!"
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@dillonford ·
Haha I was the champion of all tattle tales at home! It's like I'm 25 and still making sure I'm the good brother:)
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@giantbear ·
https://steemit.com/education/@steemiteducation/steemit-promotes-learning
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@drpuffnstuff ·
$1.02
Friends will be friends. Everyone has an Ed in their group. Haha cool story, thanks for sharing following to hear more. Enjoy your weekend!
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@hanshotfirst ·
$0.13
Sometimes I'm the "Ed"... just not when it comes to the police lol.
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@emilyrosse ·
$1.02
Teenagers are stupid ?! LOL
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@hanshotfirst ·
We sure were!
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@alokkoshal ·
Very Funny...  👍
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@mattie.b-leaver · (edited)
$0.05
After a lucrative time in my life as a teenager... (By lucrative, I mean I was really good at selling weed) I once had the cops searching my place. One cop found my box where I kept my cash, I had no product at the time, so they was looking to jam me up for *anything* they could find.

He takes out my stack of bills (just over five Grand) and says 
"If I have drug dogs run over this money are they going to hit on it?"
My reply:
"Of course they are! 97% percent of all US paper currency test positive for the presence of cocaine, 99% of all currency test positive for fecal matter, but I ain't a shit dealer either!"
He said
"Hmm. Guess you're right."
Put my money back, and they left shortly after that with no charges filed. 

I think if I had got nervous, and stammered, or showed any fear they would have took my money and me both to the jailhouse...

But I was 18, and convinced I was invincible... And that time, it worked out for me. It doesn't always, but that time it did.
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@funnyman ·
Really CooL Post :) Love it
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@kayclarity ·
$0.99
Wish I had something of "value" to contribute to this, but all I've got is: lol!
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@wethesheeple1776 ·
$0.99
One thing that cops really hate... When you touch their face.
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@hanshotfirst ·
I will take your word for it lol.
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@happyphoenix ·
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<blockquote>"don't do anything that can't be undone"</blockquote>. Good advice.... thank you! :)
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@hanshotfirst ·
Thanks!
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@sirknight ·
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Mate it was the engagement party for now missus and I at her Dad's penthouse apartment.  We probably had the karaoke a bit too loud.  Maybe 5 cops ended up arriving at the front door - my tipsy fiance' cheers and says **"Thank you so much Dad, you called in the strippers!"**.  OMG -
 well they were not impressed. But they were decent guys and we simply turned down the music and all was good.  Left us with a funny tail though.  Nice post mate. SK.
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@hanshotfirst ·
Wow! Your wife is pretty funny. That is awesome!!
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@sirknight ·
Yes she has her moments too. SK. Night mate. I'm off to bed now. SK.
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@rocksg ·
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Really funny story. Dear I want to tell you that in India it is even worse case with traffic police, even whatever you say if they have decided to punish you, they will not listen and put yourself behind the bars even without no valid reason. After you offer them some money , they will release you.
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@hanshotfirst ·
Yikes! that sounds scary.
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@rocksg ·
It is very scary indeed.
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@aguayojoshua ·
"Would it be worse if he was drunk or high?" In retrospective, no wonder my friend got tested extra-thoroughly.
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