This literally just happened to me. (That one is for you @traf). I wanted to find out about a diary. This is what I typed into the search bar... <br><center></center><br> This is what I saw... <br><center></center><br> Evidence that autofill is a little to smart for it's own good. You want to find out about diaries and you see this... <br><center>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Symptoms-diarrhea-bloody.jpg/300px-Symptoms-diarrhea-bloody.jpg</center><br> By the way that is the image for wikipedia's entry on this ailment. On the ground? Seriously? WTF?! Any other bizarre wikipedia images out there? Ok time for dinner.
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I get annoyed when I'm trying to look up diarrhoea at the dinner table and keep getting diaries I think google needs to work on their algorithm. No one else is impressed that this guy is able to suck the liquid up his anus a good foot off the ground? He should be in Dyson ads
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Ahhh now I see. I was looking at this backwards. This guy is actually superhero. A superhero with the worst super power ever, but a superhero nonetheless. Would make for quite an interesting halftime show at a basketball game though.
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hahahahaha imagine applying for the avengers hahahahaha
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Oh my god. Why, why is it all red!! It's possible to have diarrhea without bleeding out!!
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I guess not. Wikipedia knows all. it is never wrong.
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Wikipedia is the AI in the shadows paying with the paths of men
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