Comedyopenmic round 38 | an Anniversary by idikuci

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comedyopenmic · @idikuci ·
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Comedyopenmic round 38 | an Anniversary
Wow

I got a badge the other day. It said I've been dealing with yiu fuckers for a year now. And I must say its been a pleasure to dance for your entertainment. The pirouettes, the caterpillars and all thos sleepless night practicing the moon walk and all that just so I can readily have access to those sweet sweet upvotes.

Scientific research from the Steem Institute of Technology (SIT) have unequivocally shown that upvotes have a effect greater than cocaine and Viagra combined. With as little as 1% per day you too can give a friend of a poor Nigerian child ( I'm looking at you @belemo and @holybranches) a hard on for days.

SIT have also done research into flagging and it's effects on libido. Turns out flagging make some people really really horny. To the point where they will actively rub their own nipples and give themselves an inch or two with a finger to expedite the process. I dunno it was a really long research paper all I understood really was something about agrandizement but even that was hazy.

So look. Go forth and upvote the flaggers. They will happily continuously fuck.
I nominate @haejin and @ned to come and put an entry in to comedy open mic and make us laugh with joy.
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@comedyschool ·
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Hi idikuci, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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@belemo ·
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Me and holy Diving into the reward pool 
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@vanessazune2 ·
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hahaha omh
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@idikuci ·
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You need to tone your butt a bit
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@belemo ·
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Chicks dig it
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@take5 ·
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Wow, those 2 in the water are getting quite a show.
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@belemo · 
Let's call it face time
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@idikuci ·
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not from where i'm sitting.
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@corpsvalues · 
Congratulations! That is definitely an achievement.
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@bitfiend ·
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my badge comes in about 13 days :D  And it will be one year dealing with yiu, fucker!  Good laughs!
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