# Welcome to Punday Monday! ![puntender.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWMgNVyXFxci85tcXX53XTs8eJQ7FtUgKfdeWnhptxzYJ/puntender.jpg) ### New To Punday? Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv. ### How To Make a Pun This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: [Learn to Pun](https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties) ### Rules for the PUN-test: * If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work * Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very *loosely* related. ### Last Week's Punday Monday: [Here is last week's Punday Monday](https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/punday-monday-126-way-more-than-two-years), and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! ## Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are... https://media.giphy.com/media/83al7gohOF2kKSiLiF/giphy.gif (GIF by @littlescribe) ### Rookie of the Week: No rookies played this week, only veterans. If you haven't played before, come join us and you could win Rookie of the Week! ### Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander): * ### Best Pun * ### Best Pun of the Entire Week * ### [Best Overall Pun](https://www.depop.com/products/bailselisabeth-cute-overalls-in-good-condition/) ## DRUMROLL PLEASE….. ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUmCh6NXnx6pKjaMyAcXhkNws6mfKhAk2KvdFAGxpg1wE/image.png) ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdRMdZRPwErebv1d35ErAvMX2L9F9kD8xszh5Hi3fVzV9/image.png) ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVaPKJQp8xzqAUNUoLeccghnYeJPAmL9kPfBmUa6uFAf9/image.png) @doctorcrypto, @stever82, and @theabsolute! You all made good puns and I want to give away more SBI! So 4 SBI EACH! ### And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask? * #### SBI See @steembasicincome for details. I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two SBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two SBI! This week, Our entrants were: @doctorcrypto, @theabsolute, @stever82 Our winners were: @doctorcrypto, @theabsolute, @stever82 ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmY1dza7hWmhKVWx25v17patB6t1rN9QcC4BVef2hYa9He/image.png) ### This Week's Pun Topic Is: Food As in, I always put Mr. Crowe on orange juice juicing duty in his special on-set chair with his name on it. We all like some Sit Russ. Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better. ### I'm So Good at Puns If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in [My Free How-To Guide on Punning!](https://steempeak.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties) <hr> <hr> <hr> ### Related Content: * @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week * @steembasicincome has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI. * @contestkings features our contest and MORE!
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lloyddavis | 0 | 28,519,261,732 | 55% | ||
rishi556 | 0 | 4,283,829,094 | 15% | ||
improv | 0 | 420,559,269,181 | 100% | ||
doctorcrypto | 0 | 113,889,240,808 | 100% | ||
drotto | 0 | 12,554,192,747 | 3.13% | ||
pixelfan | 0 | 5,932,217,761 | 1.05% | ||
stinawog | 0 | 12,813,195,318 | 100% | ||
emergehealthier | 0 | 54,941,864,522 | 30% | ||
omra-sky | 0 | 18,035,722,971 | 50% | ||
afukichi | 0 | 12,612,565,590 | 100% | ||
qurator | 0 | 136,134,449,990 | 1.12% | ||
josephsavage | 0 | 651,681,970 | 3.5% | ||
qustodian | 0 | 3,811,555,875 | 1.12% | ||
isleofwrite | 0 | 1,287,382,336 | 20% | ||
pode | 0 | 16,165,515,342 | 50% | ||
richatvns | 0 | 8,951,589,829 | 0.5% | ||
stmdev | 0 | 149,555,989 | 1% | ||
kipswolfe | 0 | 1,182,619,130 | 25% | ||
cyrus33 | 0 | 3,047,629,707 | 0.5% | ||
thedailysneak | 0 | 1,869,940,953 | 5% | ||
stever82 | 0 | 148,315,596,714 | 100% | ||
laissez-faire | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
sbi-booster | 0 | 47,782,330,586 | 20% | ||
loch | 0 | 1,666,430,499 | 100% | ||
payoutbot | 0 | 2,971,210,716 | 0.5% | ||
robinsonr810 | 0 | 8,073,465,953 | 100% | ||
pundaymonday | 0 | 2,354,471 | 100% | ||
jbap85 | 0 | 3,365,877,976 | 0.5% | ||
assfaceproject | 0 | 1,320,639,519 | 35% | ||
brendanweinhold | 0 | 107,251,678 | 100% | ||
nolimit909 | 0 | 1,642,326,688 | 0.5% | ||
bergelmirsenpai | 0 | 5,848,891,038 | 100% | ||
coredump | 0 | 8,207,600 | 3% | ||
marchforth | 0 | 1,038,783,692 | 0.5% | ||
sbi-tokens | 0 | 5,433,628,440 | 100% | ||
raj808-ccc | 0 | 415,246,464 | 30% | ||
arxriov | 0 | -9,197,756 | -10% |
pocketsend:11@improv, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!
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Fun, indeed.
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root_title | "Punday Monday 127!!! Happy Almost Thanksgiving to everyone everywhere, even if this isn't a holiday you celebrate. It's a harvest holiday, so enjoy harvesting LOVE" |
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Successful Send of 11 Sending Account: pode Receiving Account: improv New sending account balance: 255032 New receiving account balance: 990984 Fee: 1 Steem trxid: 13f7bc2d16330ba61fc4ca9e54e4030bb3421d50 <hr/> <div class="pull-left"> ![pocket-logo.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTcivfZL9oFASW7jAWCHzEhCh5guKi92VAp5vN64VqtMG/pocket-logo.png) </div> <sup>Someone sent you some POCKET tokens. [POCKET](https://steemit.com/pocket/@biophil/pocket-announcement) is an experimental sub-token system which operates on the Steem blockchain. It's like having a custom token without SMT. You can also send some to someone else by just commenting on a post with the following command: `pocketsend:number_of_token@recipient_name,memo` for example to send 10 tokens to @pocketjs, make a comment starting with: `pocketsend:10@pocketjs,This is a gift`</sup> <sup>I am running [Pocket-JS confirmer code.](https://github.com/quochuy/pocketjs)</sup>
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My wife wanted me and the kids to bake a cake but I had trouble getting it to turn our right. I called her on the phone for advice. I told her the ingredients that I used, flour, eggs... She stopped me and said "did you *beat* them?" I said no, they were pretty helpful but the cake still was a letdown.
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Congratulations @improv! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) : <table><tr><td><img src="https://steemitimages.com/60x70/http://steemitboard.com/@improv/commented.png?201911271720"></td><td>You got more than 9250 replies. Your next target is to reach 9500 replies.</td></tr> </table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@improv) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=improv)_</sub> <sub>_If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word_ `STOP`</sub> ###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) to get one more award and increased upvotes!
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<p>This post has received a 3.13 % upvote from @drotto thanks to: @sbi-booster.</p>
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At work we all like to call the boss the big DILL, He is just a bit salty.
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Ha.
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root_title | "Punday Monday 127!!! Happy Almost Thanksgiving to everyone everywhere, even if this isn't a holiday you celebrate. It's a harvest holiday, so enjoy harvesting LOVE" |
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Sorry I'm late. I've fallen be Heinz™ on my punmanship. Nestle™ if I can keep this up. I will Kraft™ original puns for all of the world to see! ^^^ These corps are a food problem Selling low cost/ sub par stuff. Just your General Mills™
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theabsolute | 0 | 639,619,959 | 100% | ||
mmmmkkkk311 | 0 | -69,349,056,838 | -1.33% | ||
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mk-pal-token | 0 | 0 | -0.14% | ||
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YA
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