In this episode of the misadventures of Ole, he is joined by his friends Lars and Sven. These two are often depicted as being even more dim than Ole himself! *** Anudder time, Ole, Sven, and Lars was in da Sons of Norvay lodge fer da monthly meeting, and dey all won der drawings. Ole won da pasketti dinner for two from Luigi's Diner. Sven won tickets ter see da Anderson Trio at der theater. Lars won a toilet brush. <center> </center> At da meeting next month, dey all was talking about what dey won and how dey had enjoyed it, dontchaknow. Ole said, "Uffda, dat der pasketti dinner was da best! Lena didn't hafta cook, and der was so much left over dat we took it home an' we had dinner da next night, too!" Sven said, "You betcha, and I took my missus to da theater, and da Anderson trio sang so well! If ya din't know better, you'd t'ink dey were sisters!" Lars said, "I t'ink I'll be going back to usin' toilet paper again instead of der brush." *** Past jokes: [Ole and the Chainsaw](https://steemit.com/funny/@jacobtothe/ole-and-the-chainsaw) *** All images from Wikimedia
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| created | 2017-01-30 17:46:39 |
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