<center>![Screenshot 2019-01-05 06.29.56.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbFca4qWxATo4qpbanoHfjLqi9u6V65xgH12aYQzyyVpJ/Screenshot%202019-01-05%2006.29.56.png) ([*source*](https://www.xyz.net.au/mattysmodernlife-taxation-theft/))</center> A Libertarian friend of mine shared with me the the other day the following hilarious poem on taxation he had seen on Facebook, which rather shockingly neither of us had ever heard before; and needless to say we both had quite the laugh. I figured that if we hadn't heard it, than probably neither had many others who would surely also appreciate it, so I decided to go ahead and share it here on Steemit. The poem itself is to be found widely across the internet in slightly varied forms, presumed to be public domain as the original author is anonymous/unknown. The version posted here was slightly tweaked by myself and also includes an attached addendum [sourced from *Freedoms Phoenix*](https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Article/069985-2010-06-08-the-tax-poem.htm), followed by my own quick conclusion and an additional, original verse of my own. Enjoy :) ### The Tax Poem Tax his land, tax his wage, Tax the bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his truck, tax his bike, Tax him when he takes a hike. Tax his work, tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirts, Tax his work, tax his dirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke, Teach him taxes are no joke. Tax his car, tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax his food, tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his coffee, tax his beers, If he cries, tax his tears. Tax his bills, tax his honey, Tax his notes, tax his money. Tax all he has, then let him know You won't be done til' he has no dough. If he hollers, tax him more, Tax him til' he's good and sore. Tax his coffin, tax his grave, Then tax the sod in which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom!" And when he's gone, we won't relax, It's time to apply the inheritance tax! **________________________________** Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon + state gas taxes) Gross Receipts Tax Hunting License Tax Inflation Tax (Central Bank printing unlimited worthless fiat) Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges & IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Road Usage Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Sales Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring & Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Tobacco Taxes Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Wine & Spirits Sales Tax Workers Compensation Tax Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had next to no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? What is the Etymology of the word "politics"? **Poly - many** **Ticks - Bloodsucking creatures** ([*source*](https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Article/069985-2010-06-08-the-tax-poem.htm)) <center>**________________________________**</center> What happened between then and now? Everything changed with the creation of the private, foreign, [Rothschild-owned Federal Reserve Bank](http://www.angelfire.com/music2/fullcircle/rothschild.html) in 1913. **Politics is indeed the host of many swarms of life-sucking, freedom-crushing parasites**. Politicians are delusional hypocrites, freedom-hating, life-sucking, power-hungry deceivers, the enemies of humanity and often bloodthirsty warmongering psychopaths. **The Zionist bankers are even worse.** Believe it or not, there are even more taxes not listed above, but all these taxes are still not enough, and clearly no amount of taxes will ever be enough to satisfy these greedy leaches. This is insanity. These political parasites are always continuously seeking to both raise current taxes as well as implement new ones, bringing the push for a global carbon tax to mind. Thinking about it inspired me to write yet another verse to add to this poem: *Tax his son, tax his daughter, Taxes are fun, let's tax his water. Tax his seeds, tax his trees, Soon we'll be taxing the air he breathes!* I hope you have enjoyed this post as much as I enjoyed putting it together, and I hope it didn't make you too angry :) The next time you hear your friends, family, acquaintances, co-workers or any politicians advocating for new or higher taxes, keep this American insanity in mind, and feel free to share this poem with them - it may just change their mind. **The Verdict? Americans are NOT free, and TAXATION IS THEFT!** Sick of living in this [political system which perpetuates the enslavement of humanity](https://steemit.com/conspiracy/@jasonliberty/democracy-elections-and-puppet-politicians-round-and-round-we-go-on-the-political-merry-go-round-perpetuating-endless-war-and)? Feel free to check out [my recent New Year's post and vision for a better future](https://steemit.com/truth/@jasonliberty/happy-new-year-let-s-create-heaven-on-earth-2019-declare-world-peace-and-the-end-of-the-perpetual-oppression-of-humanity), inviting those who wish to join me in resolving to begin actively creating heaven on earth now, and to make 2019 the beginning of true lasting peace on earth and the end of the perpetual oppression of humanity: ![Screenshot 2019-01-05 07.26.57.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdthjGHjMYaepxcKzFbnaDqqKPs6J5nJFQq4DnGoPgMdd/Screenshot%202019-01-05%2007.26.57.png) ![2019 US military budget meme.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmP6UfU85MVpjcLTFmeHnfnN6zK7UPRvESDC8B32vLDp2F/2019%20US%20military%20budget%20meme.png) ![wartax.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQme8vFBaqzGjdDxghWDubXih2CHhvTjJUHe3ogj9W1RJuH/wartax.gif) Have a great day all. Peace.
post_id | 68,401,075 |
---|---|
author | jasonliberty |
permlink | the-tax-poem-a-funny-and-humorous-poem-americans-are-not-free-and-taxation-is-theft |
category | politics |
json_metadata | {"image":["https:\/\/cdn.steemitimages.com\/DQmbFca4qWxATo4qpbanoHfjLqi9u6V65xgH12aYQzyyVpJ\/Screenshot%202019-01-05%2006.29.56.png"],"tags":["politics","freedom","poetry","libertarian","taxation"],"app":"steemit\/0.1","format":"markdown","links":["https:\/\/www.xyz.net.au\/mattysmodernlife-taxation-theft\/","https:\/\/www.freedomsphoenix.com\/Article\/069985-2010-06-08-the-tax-poem.htm","http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/music2\/fullcircle\/rothschild.html","https:\/\/steemit.com\/conspiracy\/@jasonliberty\/democracy-elections-and-puppet-politicians-round-and-round-we-go-on-the-political-merry-go-round-perpetuating-endless-war-and","https:\/\/steemit.com\/truth\/@jasonliberty\/happy-new-year-let-s-create-heaven-on-earth-2019-declare-world-peace-and-the-end-of-the-perpetual-oppression-of-humanity"]} |
created | 2019-01-05 15:34:42 |
last_update | 2019-01-08 09:40:24 |
depth | 0 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 604,009,553,888 |
last_payout | 2019-01-12 15:34:42 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.246 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.059 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 6,485 |
author_reputation | 69,183,097,091,893 |
root_title | "The Tax Poem - A Funny & Humorous Poem: Americans are NOT Free & Taxation is Theft!" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
ashe-oro | 0 | 495,755,423 | 0.11% | ||
bryanj4 | 0 | 294,895,908 | 0.25% | ||
ausbitbank | 0 | 155,915,621,177 | 10% | ||
sterlinluxan | 0 | 4,239,873,510 | 20% | ||
alchemage | 0 | 8,769,313,642 | 13% | ||
burntmd | 0 | 1,722,587,082 | 22% | ||
johnvibes | 0 | 385,472,054 | 2% | ||
elamental | 0 | 2,114,202,503 | 7% | ||
catherinebleish | 0 | 115,331,612 | 0.5% | ||
mckeever | 0 | 3,508,988,120 | 15% | ||
dannyshine | 0 | 462,875,122 | 0.35% | ||
richardcrill | 0 | 159,530,233 | 0.33% | ||
wakeupnd | 0 | 28,139,631,415 | 25% | ||
tftproject | 0 | 124,054,941 | 1.5% | ||
adamkokesh | 0 | 377,329,645 | 3% | ||
jimbobbill | 0 | 4,322,935,446 | 15% | ||
okean123 | 0 | 1,539,094,845 | 2% | ||
ura-soul | 0 | 7,516,260,804 | 2.5% | ||
davidfnck | 0 | 4,716,815,516 | 30% | ||
haileyscomet | 0 | 503,012,529 | 20% | ||
tibra | 0 | 279,175,635 | 10% | ||
deirdyweirdy | 0 | 14,154,501,944 | 25% | ||
iansart | 0 | 533,636,320 | 0.6% | ||
whatamidoing | 0 | 2,963,734,074 | 4% | ||
goldgoatsnguns | 0 | 812,593,499 | 2.5% | ||
antimedia | 0 | 2,329,417,954 | 22% | ||
truthforce | 0 | 20,601,213,796 | 10% | ||
colinhoward | 0 | 4,898,863,545 | 13% | ||
bryandivisions | 0 | 590,679,555 | 11% | ||
ratticus | 0 | 4,220,922,746 | 10% | ||
chieppa1 | 0 | 725,017,052 | 10% | ||
tribesteemup | 0 | 13,193,142,449 | 1% | ||
accelerator | 0 | 18,535,026,881 | 1.29% | ||
solarsupermama | 0 | 1,817,018,172 | 11% | ||
taskmaster4450 | 0 | 874,518,391 | 0.1% | ||
mickeybeaves | 0 | 571,763,832 | 10% | ||
espoem | 0 | 6,954,979,094 | 4% | ||
insanityisfree | 0 | 143,489,854 | 10% | ||
filipino | 0 | 915,031,926 | 10% | ||
risemultiversity | 0 | 637,082,350 | 5% | ||
canadianrenegade | 0 | 4,903,546,700 | 5% | ||
informationwar | 0 | 26,462,588,705 | 10% | ||
thevillan | 0 | 287,229,999 | 0.3% | ||
earthmother | 0 | 2,305,880,523 | 11% | ||
trucklife-family | 0 | 5,775,922,482 | 10% | ||
paradigmprospect | 0 | 238,603,070 | 1.4% | ||
moxieme | 0 | 1,089,899,551 | 20% | ||
empress-eremmy | 0 | 1,153,366,017 | 5% | ||
tonysayers33 | 0 | 3,851,175,542 | 15% | ||
hempress | 0 | 892,618,397 | 11% | ||
metalmag25 | 0 | 154,642,260 | 8% | ||
homestead-guru | 0 | 90,265,048 | 0.5% | ||
steemsmarter | 0 | 210,802,642 | 0.33% | ||
sima369 | 0 | 692,231,613 | 22% | ||
effofex | 0 | 79,425,722 | 0.64% | ||
miss-j | 0 | 109,530,306 | 10% | ||
natepower | 0 | 363,461,500 | 5% | ||
truthabides | 0 | 233,735,526 | 11% | ||
beetlevc | 0 | 1,325,199,434 | 2% | ||
rhampagoe | 0 | 2,518,441,785 | 3% | ||
rainbowrachel | 0 | 637,244,344 | 10% | ||
jasonliberty | 0 | 9,561,412,134 | 100% | ||
smarmy | 0 | 80,254,296 | 0.5% | ||
council | 0 | 949,763,249 | 10% | ||
retardgamer-live | 0 | 93,192,469 | 5% | ||
inspirewithwords | 0 | 2,682,491,132 | 0.15% | ||
mannacurrency | 0 | 229,726,834 | 0.1% | ||
abcor | 0 | 777,584,196 | 0.1% | ||
flordiaman | 0 | 245,354,924 | 5% | ||
memeboi | 0 | 496,664,161 | 10% | ||
hamismsf | 0 | 16,769,208,987 | 3% | ||
startreat | 0 | 392,065,656 | 11% | ||
deepdives | 0 | 181,894,668,826 | 100% | ||
statgen | 0 | 1,340,561,675 | 7.6% | ||
iw-curator | 0 | 2,153,855,663 | 10% | ||
naturalmedicine | 0 | 189,842,841 | 0.1% | ||
nfc | 0 | 4,071,955,078 | 1% | ||
bluesniper | 0 | 1,373,673,012 | 0.1% | ||
ctime | 0 | 2,728,501,479 | 0.1% | ||
mbappe | 0 | 952,952,923 | 2.58% | ||
hamsa.quality | 0 | 1,310,989,954 | 2.5% | ||
curation.trail | 0 | 1,163,632,637 | 2.47% |
Curated for #informationwar (by @Gregorypatrick) <div class='pull-left'><a href="https://steemit.com/informationwar/@informationwar/about-information-war-3-3"><img src="https://image.ibb.co/jHXRyc/logo.png"/></a></div> - Our purpose is to encourage posts discussing Information War, Propaganda, Disinformation, and Liberty. We have 6,500 SP + 15,000 SP from people following our curation trail to support [our mission.](https://steemit.com/informationwar/@informationwar/about-the-decentralized-truth-movement-and-informationwar) - Join our [discord](https://discord.gg/4c8Mpn8) to chat with 350+ fellow Informationwar Activists. - Join our [reddit!](https://www.reddit.com/r/The_IW/) and share your Steemit posts directly to The_IW. - Connect with fellow [InformationWar - Leadership/Contributing Writers/Supporters: Roll Call](https://steemit.com/informationwar/@informationwar/informationwar-leadership-supporters-contributing-writers-roll-call-pt-14-12-12-2018) ### Ways you can help the @informationwar! - **Upvote this comment** or **Delegate Steem Power.** [25 SP](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/delegateVestingShares?delegator=&delegatee=informationwar&vesting_shares=25%20SP) [50 SP](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/delegateVestingShares?delegator=&delegatee=informationwar&vesting_shares=50%20SP) [100 SP](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/delegateVestingShares?delegator=&delegatee=informationwar&vesting_shares=100%20SP) or **Join the curation trail** [**here.**](https://steemauto.com/dash.php?i=1&trail=informationwar) - Tutorials on all ways to support us and useful resources [here](https://steemit.com/informationwar/@truthforce/informationwar-useful-resource-links) ## FreezePeach <div class="pull-left"><a href="https://discordapp.com/invite/fmE7Q9q"><img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmNQmR2sgebuWg4pZgPyLEVD5DqtS5VjpZDhkxQya6wf4a/freezepeach-icon.png"> </a></div> If you feel you've been wrongly flagged, check out @freezepeach, the flag abuse neutralizer. See the <a href="https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@freezepeach/freezepeach-the-flag-abuse-neutralizer">intro post</a> for more details, or join the <a href="https://discordapp.com/invite/fmE7Q9q">discord server.</a>
post_id | 68,543,450 |
---|---|
author | iw-curator |
permlink | re-jasonliberty-the-tax-poem-a-funny-and-humorous-poem-americans-are-not-free-and-taxation-is-theft-20190108t143138809z |
category | politics |
json_metadata | {"image":["https:\/\/image.ibb.co\/jHXRyc\/logo.png"],"tags":["politics","informationwar"],"app":"steemit\/0.1","users":["gregorypatrick","informationwar","freezepeach"],"links":["https:\/\/steemit.com\/informationwar\/@informationwar\/about-information-war-3-3","https:\/\/steemit.com\/informationwar\/@informationwar\/about-the-decentralized-truth-movement-and-informationwar","https:\/\/discord.gg\/4c8Mpn8","https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/The_IW\/","https:\/\/steemit.com\/informationwar\/@informationwar\/informationwar-leadership-supporters-contributing-writers-roll-call-pt-14-12-12-2018","https:\/\/v2.steemconnect.com\/sign\/delegateVestingShares?delegator=&delegatee=informationwar&vesting_shares=25%20SP","https:\/\/v2.steemconnect.com\/sign\/delegateVestingShares?delegator=&delegatee=informationwar&vesting_shares=50%20SP","https:\/\/v2.steemconnect.com\/sign\/delegateVestingShares?delegator=&delegatee=informationwar&vesting_shares=100%20SP","https:\/\/steemauto.com\/dash.php?i=1&trail=informationwar","https:\/\/steemit.com\/informationwar\/@truthforce\/informationwar-useful-resource-links","https:\/\/discordapp.com\/invite\/fmE7Q9q","https:\/\/steemit.com\/introduceyourself\/@freezepeach\/freezepeach-the-flag-abuse-neutralizer"]} |
created | 2019-01-08 14:31:39 |
last_update | 2019-01-08 14:31:39 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 9,279,280,390 |
last_payout | 2019-01-15 14:31:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 2,208 |
author_reputation | 1,944,862,438,937 |
root_title | "The Tax Poem - A Funny & Humorous Poem: Americans are NOT Free & Taxation is Theft!" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
jasonliberty | 0 | 9,279,280,390 | 100% |