What fruit cannot run away and get married? by jeezzle

funny · @jeezzle · Jun 16 '17 (edited)

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What fruit cannot run away and get married?

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This is a silly joke that I came up with at work today.   Take a guess and click inside to find out the answer.

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A cantaloupe.

They have very strict religious beliefs.

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