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# Video by Joe Caffeine
**(I'm Batman. No Really)**

https://youtu.be/_EXDKmkGCK0


# TODAY IS... (these are real days)
- Invite an Alien to Live with You Day
- National Junk Food Day
- Take a Monkey to Lunch Day

# REAL NEWS HEADLINES (and Joe's comments)
- A New York family is claiming Jet Blue forced them off a flight after their 1-year-old kicked the passenger's seat in front of him. JOE: With the way air travel is now they should just change their name to Jet Black and Blue.

- A new study found that 91% of plastic is not recycled. 
JOE: In other plastic-related news, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton are doing a farewell show.

# CELEBRITY NEWS
- Sources say Rob Kardashian is currently seeing a professional counselor. 
JOE: How bad do things have to get to be known as the crazy one in that family?

# ON THIS DAY
- 1972... George Carlin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and profanity on stage in Milwaukee, WI.

# TODAY'S QUOTE 
- “We must be our own before we can be another’s.”  - Ralph Waldo Emerson

# TODAY'S INTERESTING FACT
- 10% of the World’s population is left handed.

# TODAY'S JOKE
- Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.


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