Joke of the day #10 - Saturday by joykit

joke · @joykit · Oct 21 '17

$13.76

Joke of the day #10 - Saturday

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Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution.

<b>People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe.</b>

How do you sink a polish war ship? You put it in water!

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👍 minnowbooster, holoz0r, lucybanks, cheftony, originalworks, joykit, pentaxke, pula78, roqueone, sherriechau, renafuam, nicolebh, orourkepage, mynchjenna, prantherbocklund, zerangueproctor, purdieabrah, voughtbrink, ranseydrink, ranskijenna, schlitzrhymes, reevaweiden, scarfatojennaii, smedleyobieby, metteserve, seibsleskl131, ribblepascual, nellyrocks, dandays, penniwieh, suddarthwirt, polmonoti, tesardeshra, moenrichietn, smithwickschlum, sheppardmanfred, ingdirect, smartbot, mabhedal, amulla505, airwavez, calinconst

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@minnowbooster · Oct 21 '17

@minnowbooster upvoted this post!

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👍 anomaly, kostronor

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@originalworks · Oct 21 '17

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@hdtopon · Oct 21 '17

i vote comment and follow you.
please 100% upvote me.
thanks.

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@minnowpond · Oct 21 '17

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@dandays · Oct 21 '17

$0.13

Not that the 3 jokes at the top aren’t funny but I found the reply below about “I do everything, upvote me back dammit” equally funny. 
Has anyone ever said something like: “Don’t ever vote, upvote, downvote, sideways vote anything of mine, ever!”
But really, the reason I checked out this post is cuz I have a joke!
Q: What’s the difference between a cannibalist tribe and a cheerleading squad?
A: one’s a pack of Cunning little Runts.

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