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<p>Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
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<p><b>If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu.
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<p>I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals.
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<p><b>Shopping with girlfriend, she says, ""let's go down this aisle."" Me - K. Why? Her - It's a surprise. Me - K. Why? Her - Just grab that. *points* Me - K. Why? Her - KY. Me - K... Her - Y.
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<p>Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today.
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