<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."" </p> <p><b>NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed. </b></p> <p>Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle. </p> <p><b>Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women. </b></p> <p>What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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author | joykit |
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category | joke |
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created | 2018-10-14 19:22:27 |
last_update | 2018-10-14 19:22:27 |
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