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<p>*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket""
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<p><b>You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer.
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<p>Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there""
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<p><b>What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period.
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<p>""If you love the bed so much why don't you marry it?"" *imagines beautiful ceremony on the beach, me & Beddy. No one can stop our love now.
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